A dude got yoinked off Earth and yeeted straight into Blue Archive. Another victim of cosmic RNG, I guess. No halo. (Probably.) No money. (Confirmed.) No b*tches. (Yeah... sounds about right.) Shared universe. (...) Disclaimer: The following... You know what? I'll cut this bullshit... Look-I don't own Blue Archive. That genius-level idea belongs to Nexon, Nexon Games, and MX Studio. All characters, schools, waifus are theirs. But the MC? The dumbass scenarios? The questionable dialogue? That's all me. So please... don't sue.