America has always known two things. 1. He loved Canada 2. Canada belongs to him, and him only. Until a certain Prussian pushes him over his breaking point. [Ok, so I kinda found this picture on Pinterest, so if anyone knows who made this PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF COWS AND BURGERS HELP ME- Also, Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya, and not me. If it did.......Oh boy......]

This is an old, outdated crack fanfiction. I absolutely loathe Hetalia because of this fanfic, and because of all the people who STILL comment on it. I don't care about America, England, Russia or any other character. Ships? I don't care. I only keep this up because of nostalgia or some shit, but please let Hetalia DIE

Nations x Uke! America one-shots Warning: Kissing and maybe something else I don't know BEWARE OF THE MOST RANDOM PAIRINGS you've ever seen (COMPLETED)

Basically the Trouble Trio of the states wanted to help out their dad and dragged Alaska along to help them. Something goes wrong with their plan and they end up getting discovered by all the G8 and China and Canada.

Oneshots mostly around America's personification, Alfred. Open this book and find chaos, angst, fun, humor, and enjoy! most of these depend on how i'm feeling lol cover art credit to the artist ────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────── TW!!! - no ships other than light FrUk - this isn't exactly Hetalia based, but quite similar- same names, but there are very different personalities - swearing (a LOT) - light gore for some chapters, won't go into detail - angst for some chapters - mentions of historical events (American Revolution, WW1, WW2, Pearl Harbor, 9/11, etc) keep in mind this is a CH book so ofc it'll mention past events ────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────── enjoy, or don't 💜 Achievements! #4 in #alfred (5/30/2023) #4 in #hetaliaaxispowers (10/10/2023) #1 in #usa (12/28/2023)

In which America wakes up with a vagina. Hilarity and sex ensue. AmericaxWorld and multiple pairings.

In this book you can request anything, you can request for an adventure or ship with a country. But on one note only he must MUST be Uke. Also I'm sorry but you cannot request for smut since I'm bad at it

When EU and UN announce that they will have to be housing nations, due to the outbreak, America and his brother (Confederacy) will have to be housing a large group of nations for the rest of the month, they're pissed. With states, territories, ex-nations, cities, animals, an alien and two overprotective adults in one house are gonna get crazy. Not to mention that the other personifications knew nothing of this. This was going to be a year. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This book is a full on copy of America's home but in country human form. Original writer is Meraki7734 -----------------------------------------------------------------------

When a week of world meetings just so happen to be in America, one of Alfred's kids gets lost. Causing a few misperceptions, complications, and Arthur living with Alfred? Key Names for outside fandom audience: America - Alfred (Don't Own) England - Arthur (Don't Own) States - OC's (I Own)

It was a normal nation meeting. They held one annually at least 3 times a year. However, this meeting ended up turning the world on their heads. Their parents, the ancients, who have long since passed on cannot stand to watch their children suffer. With this a plan is formed to help, even if only just a little. A messenger from the ancients arrive with a book and wishes of happiness for the nations. They're stuck with no way out, in a space where time is separated from reality. They only have one way to leave, and that is to read. Through this book the true personality of the nations shine through. The misunderstandings explained, the hidden emotions revealed, their stories told. 37/37 Started late 2017-completed March 18, 2020