BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

❝ i have only ever been good at one thing anger anger is all i have been good at ❞ hermes x oc pre-lightning thief © Imaginebooks

❝Guess I don't have a choice, All because I like a boy.❞ ❈ The favoured daughter of Ares finally reaches camp with the help of the boy her father hates most and is immediately thrown into war. Luckily for her, she thrives in battle. ᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ❈ Helena Alexandra Azara Colette gets thrown headfirst into a deadly quest with her boyfriend, Percy Jackson. Will they find happiness, or will they be forced to watch as their love crumbles before them? Percy Jackson x Helena Colette (oc) TBOL - TLO Started: 25/03/2024 ╰┈➤ Finished: 11/12/2024 ╰┈➤ Cross-posted: Ao3 ・Book 1 of the Favoured Duology (Book 2 is Reverent!) Act 1, BoTL: Completed, Cross-posted & Edited ✔ Act 2 , G,C, & A: Completed, Cross-posted & Edited ✔ Act 3, TLO: Completed, Cross-posted & Edited ✔ (ᴇᴅɪᴛᴇᴅ!) (But if u see mistakes, lemme know!) All rights go to Rick Riordan! All I own is Helena Colette and her storylines, any new characters that may be added, additional dialogue, and any changes in the story. © yohanseyebrowmole 2024 Rankings: #1 in daughterofares (18/06/24) #1 in sallyjackson (9/07/24) #1 in thelastolympian (23/07/24) #11 in ocstory (26/07/24) #1 in established (27/07/24) #2 in annabethchase (27/07/24) #4 in rickriordan (06/06/25) #1 in Poseidon (12/06/25) #1 in cabin5 (24/08/24) #1 in battleofthelabyrinth (28/09/24) #1 in percyxoc (28/09/24) #1 in childofares (29/09/24) #1 in greekmythology (30/09/24) #6 in camphalfblood (30/09/24) #1 in lukecastellan (09/10/24) #5 in pjo (08/05/25) #4 in originalcharacter (18/11/24) #7 in Percy (29/11/24) #1 in Grover (09/12/24) #2 in percyjacksonandtheolympians (17/12/24) #4 in Annabeth (14/02/25) #3 in demigods (21/01/25) #1 in Ares (20/04/25)

- UNEDITED The Boy Who Lived, The Chosen One, Harry James Potter. When Harry discovered that Sirius Black was his legal guardian, his life was flipped around. He finally had a parental figure and Sirius was willing to do anything for him. Celestia Faith Black, daughter of the infamous Sirius Black, second best to Harry Potter. After discovering her father was innocent of all crimes, she wanted to get closer with him. But that tends to be a lot harder when your father favours his godson more than you. [ STARTED: 1 DECEMBER 2020 ] [ FINISHED: 19 APRIL 2024 ] [ ORDER OF THE PHOENIX - DEATHLY HALLOWS ] { THEODORE NOTT x FEMALE OC } ✍︎ highest rankings ✍︎ #1 in THEODORENOTT #1 in MALFOY #1 in SIRIUSBLACKDAUGHTER #1 in POV #1 in THEONOTT #1 in EATER #2 in BLAISEZABINI #2 in DEATHEATER #2 in DRACO #2 in BLACK #3 in SIRIUS #4 in SLYTHERIN #4 in SIRIUSBLACK #4 in EVIL #5 in BETRAYAL #5 in VOLDEMORT

Julianne Cress is a foster kid, one that always jumped from home to home, so she's an expert in keeping under the radar and being unnoticed. At her school, Midtown Hall of Science and Technology, she's just a typical lonely nerd with only her best friends Bo and Tsuki to keep her afloat. At her internship at Wayne Enterprises, she keeps her head down low and does her work seamlessly, disappearing before she could get any attention for it. Even though she's the most brilliant student and intern in Gotham City, Julianne still has to keep her public image down along with her status so nobody suspects anything. Because after school , she's one of Gotham's most elusive yet most adored young vigilantes, one that even Batman can't catch. And the last thing that Julianne wants is to blow her cover. But all of that changes after a mishap in the internship, and suddenly her life is a thousand times different. She somehow ends up being the top intern in the whole company and suddenly is being mentored by THE Bruce Wayne, who has taken a big liking to her, and all of a sudden, she's living in the Wayne Manor after her CPS Agent took her out of her abusive foster home. But Julianne knows she won't be able to keep up the charade for long, because she's in a house with the world's greatest detectives. But she can sure damn well try, because her vigilante life also decided to blow itself up, leaving her tangled in the restraints from her past. ****************************************** BEST RANKINGS SO FAR :) #1 in Gotham #1 in Batfamily #1 in Batsis #1 in Damianwayne #1 in dickgraysonxoc

Look, I didn't know I was a witch. I didn't know that the Harry Potter world was real. I didn't know that I possessed powers Voldemort wanted. All my life I thought Harry Potter was a children's book series and Harry was a brave guy with a scar and Dumbledore was a complicated person and Hermione was a know-it-all and Draco didn't have a choice and Ron was our king and Voldemort was a bald, noseless guy hungry for power. I didn't know that somewhere in the universe, alongside normal muggle life, it was actually happening. So naturally when Rubeus Hagrid hands me my letter of Third year, my reply was, "Are you kidding me?" But he was not. Then somehow I was time travelled back to 1994 and I started changing the foretold. Because, after all, I was the Girl of the second prophecy. I was meant to stop the war. 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙔