Since these fandoms won't stop being such dicks to each other. Obviously a crack book. Sorry for not posting lately. I started playing Genshin and I already ordered a hu tao cosplay. Finished this shit and I hate life

Donald Trump has never had a heart. Rumor has it that someone stole it when he was in his teens. Since then, he has always been a complete asshole. But everything changes when he meets a female, more straight then any other heterosexual out there. Her name was Ferrari Annabeth Lee Anderson Jones.

another shipping fanfic hope yee enjoys

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

Everything was going great for singer Tyler Joseph, until unexpected love tumbled-or buzzed-into his life, and in the form of a handsome blue-eyed bee. His world collapses around him as his Beeterophobic best friend Josh Dun turns his back on him, and he is forced to chose between his beloved wife, or the bee that has stolen his heart. And what happens when a few other bands intervene? Are Tyler and Barry truly meant to be, or will their love wither like un-pollinated flower? (2018 update: I wrote this in 2015 forgive me I regret nothing)

Donald is tired of Melania and wants something more. One day he sees a beautiful sight. A big wall. A uge wall. He falls head over heels instantly. Join Donald on his quest of love where he faces the media's cruel reactions, insane asylums, sassy psychologists, Melania leaving him, and nearly losing his chance at true love. This is the story of Donald and the wall.

we fell in love in a hogwarts place🥺

What if you go to the store, hoping to find your condiment for food? What if its more than just a sauce? What if you come home to something you never wanted to see? That's what happened to Y/n. (Y/n means your name, and will use neutral pronouns so they/them) (This is a joke fic, meant for my friends. She said, "NEXT THING YOU KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE A SOY SAUCE X READER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT " so. That's why I am here, I can't find any.) (also, I am dyslexic so hang with me.)

Lord Farquaad teams up with Daddy Pig to take back his kingdom, not knowing that he would end up having feelings for him. #13 OUT OF #SHREKISLOVESHREKISLIFE #1 OUT OF #CURSEDSTORY

Shrek and Kaeya love each other This can get s3xual so I warn you now