A book about sickness and selfharm, something a lot of people go through and know about. This may trigger some people so I am very sorry if it does. This story releases some of the feeling I've pent up for years... things I've dealt with at times and stuff.. yeah... ~Tyler Christopher

Precisely a loose conglomeration of reprehensible puns devised by the fandom community. the cover art is by wi-fu.tumblr.com!

Donald rushed into the hospital old and sweaty from himself going into labor. "What happened here?" "My sugar daddy is pregnant...in his ear." Bernie Sanders whispered. ...and the true love story begins.

Enjoy these SU moments we can all relate to!

this is trash idek why u would waste ur time reading this

**please read** A/N: unfortunately i won't be posting more to this book anymore as i'm not into steven universe as much as i was before and the show has ended, apologies everyone :( Just A Steven Universe Book That has really funny Pictures. Understand? I made this book just for entertainment alright? Don't be a ghost reader! Vote, vote, vote! And comment, comment, comment! Also I just put disclaimers of badwords and even the word 'damn', bc maybe kids are reading my book and they probably will be like,'OMG SHE SAID DAMN!1!1!1!' But I don't know if there ARE any kids who are reading my book lol, so please don't mind the disclaimers and random cringey chapters I've posted Those were a LONG time ago when I started this book IB/Inspired By: Steven Universe Pic's Book Disclaimer : I don't own these pictures so yep! And the updates may be slow! Also, I will be acting as Peridot in this book!

I saw Blue Diamond's Pearl and instantly fell in love, which is my inspiration for this story. You'll have to read to find out how these two meet, but when they do, Pearl decides to teach BD Pearl that she isn't a servant anymore. (BD Pearl will be referred to as Blue Pearl, for simplicity. Oh, and I still hardcore ship Pearlmethyst, I just thought this would be fun.)

Sugilite is known to be the meanest looking gem people saw. But she wasn't. She was nice and caring, and is overprotective to people she love. Unfortunately, people just assume she's mean cause of her 5 eyes. But soon, a new gem comes into play. Her name is Opal. Will this gem makes things better with Sugilite? Or will she be like everyone else?