"i didn't order a bouquet of roses." "well, since i'm here, someone obviously did." calum noted the "sorry for the herpes" sign perched oh-so gracefully in the middle of the bouquet and mumbled a "god damn it michael" under his breath. or where calum is a grouchy teenager, ashton really loves flowers and making people happy, and luke and michael enjoy pranking calum with random deliveries to his house. (lower case intended)

'You mean to say...you've never walked outside until today?'

"Welcome to the chase. Might as well just call it Hell." cover by @Iucifer

"You have a problem with falling, don't you?" "You have no idea." Cover by LilacLucas

❝i'm blind,❞ luke muttered. ❝nice to meet you, blind. im michael.❞ © 2014 michaelsvans {#1 fanfiction - 9/28/14} {#8 teen fiction - 9/18/14} cover by @michaelclifford

"your order will be getting to you shortly." "sweet, thanks! bye, i love you!" "i love you too!" "..." © zaynkillers, 2015 (cover made by mclahey)

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

The Boyfriend App - Get your own personal boyfriend! Free, just press download, and install the App! Disclaimer: Cannot be deleted, so download at your own risk! [ © jay illon, 2014 ] cover by @michaelclifford