The story you are about to read is dangerously true. The cat in the hat is always portrayed as a happy cat man trying to brighten childrens day by cheering them up when they are left at home alone. The truth is entirely different. The cat in the hat is a murderer. He snatches up children who are left at home and returns their bodies mangled and scratched. These children never survive. Readers Beware the Cat.

By Taren Watkins I'll make a book two

Written by my 8 year old sister (@no_longer_a_cat) What if Greg Heffley was Rich...? Please comment because she wants some positive/constructive feedback.