Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

This is the story of how everything happened, how he made me feel, everything... and he'll never read this, but of course this is from my point of view. This is the way everything happened in my eyes and even though what happened wasn't what I expected, something still happened and it will forever be a memory of mine. So, if you're not interested in that and all the details. This isn't the story for you.