Story started: 12/06/25 This is my second book so I guess the writing would be bad. Also I wont post weekly anymore and it would kinda have slow updates.High School sucks :( Also cover by @ThouPookieArt ITS SO CUTIE GUYS!!! ○●■~♤~°~《~♡~•°☆°•~♡~》~°~♤~■●○ "It's totally platonic!" Paper walked in the store with ----. As he continued to walk around, he bumped into someone, he looked at him. He had orange hair, green eyes, and glasses that made him look really good looking. "O-oh! Im really sorry!" "Its alright!" Little did Paper know... This was just the beginning.... ○●■~♤~°~《~♡~•°☆°•~♡~》~°~♤~■●○ All characters belong to Adam Katz and the team And yes the title is a reference 'President Perfect' by Caleb Hyles lol OOC and idk College au lol. Im also not College so it might be inaccurate from real College experience.

!Warning! This is my first fanfic, so it may contain spelling/grammar errors, cringe and bad descriptions of things Trigger warnings for chapters at the beginning of them! - Paper and OJ both have feelings for each other. However, Salt still feels she has a chance with the man of her dreams...

I love payjay, a lot! Especially fluffy payjay! So, I decided I'd start writing a short Payjay drabble every day for a month and chuck it at the world, because why not? Buckle up, because it's Payjanuary! - This fic was originally written, chapter by chapter, on AO3! One of my friends suggested dumping it all on Wattpad after it was done sooooo!! :) The oneshots start out super short but get longer as I became a more confident writer. The last chapter is literally over 10x longer than the first I mean what is this shi (Also, if you saw this back when I uploaded it with just 4 parts to its name... no you didn't)

I've touched things up a bit soo yeah.. also i'm finally gonna be uploading new chapters especially around christmas so stay tuned! also requests are open for the time being so whatever you want written, i'll try my best to get it done but it might take a while. But yeah, here's some Inanimate Insanity oneshots from the garbage can outside my house.

OJ and paper have been enjoying themselves at hotel OJ during season 2 of inanimate insanity. OJ being the one that runs the hotel most of the time but paper being his best friend helps out a lot. but both paper and OJ caught feelings for each other after years of being best friends? how would they confess how would they weather the storm? how are they going to deal with salt that is becoming psychopathic? would there love for each other go on? Tags: as of September 17 2025 #1 Paper #2 testtube #4 OJ #9 objectshow #10 salt #11 payjay #17 ii #22 gayfic BTW characters are not humanified This is a fan fiction story based off on Inanimate Insanity. The world and all the characters are made by AnimationEpic not me. ( sorry the grammar is not going to be perfect especially in the earlier chapters. and this story might be cringe but your on Wattpad what did you expect.) warning 🚨 strong language/slurs/violence/attempted suicide/and smut if you don't like any of these things just don't read the story the cover was created by @ILOVETHEOSC2763 who also goes by the name @JazzyWolfAnimation, thank you for drawing a cover for me so I didn't have to keep using my AI cover.