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*ALL CHARACTERS BESIDES YOU AND ANY OC'S BELONG TO YŪSEI MATSUI!* L/n Y/n was a learning assassin in class 3-E along with her classmates. In her second year she was placed in class 2-B after she had decided to let go of being in the 'Perfect Class' also known as Class A. Though she still had good grades- grades that could keep her in class 3-B or even the lowest student in 3-A- She was in class 3-E for a petty reason. Like her closest friend Akabane Karma- frequently called 'Cherry' by her- She had cut some classes in her second year of junior high quite often due to her disinterest in most classes, but that was acceptable. Here comes the petty part- she'd always get ratted out by Asano Gakushū because she rejected him when he had confessed to her and always sending his brainwashed A-class minions after her to get her in trouble. And then ta~da! In class 3-E the next year! Class 3-E was just the thing the h/c girl needed- some excitement! Killing her very own teacher and the very ma- octopus that destroyed 70% of the Moon! But unlike her, the girl's parents are not so eager about this sudden drop. Her first day begins with some familiar faces but to her disappointment, no Cherry. 'He has good grades after all, why would he be in class E?' On the third day it so happens that the red haired male was joining class 3-E! 'I really shouldn't be excited about this but it's kinda hard when I haven't talked to him in a long time...' The main objective was to make it through the school year and then the rest of your lives. But with such heavy-weight on all the teens shoulders, they're all gonna need someone to fall back on. Well, it's obvious who you're gonna fall back on, but what about all the other times where you aren't trying to kill the yellow octopus known as your teacher? It's an entire year. Anything can happen. Even the most surprising.

When Y/N L/N signed up for the student exchange program, he wasn't expecting to end up in the class that was assigned to assassinate their teacher who happened to be a giant yellow octopus man that is capable of blowing up the Earth. Sorry if you find any grammar mistakes. I'm still learning English because it's not my first language. I don't own anything. RitsuxMaleReader

A musically talented teen with her sights set on the spotlight must find a way to get her life back when she falls in with the mob. ***** In a city where con artists make the rules and aspiring females wear sequins and dance with a pole, Melody Holiday refuses to ride on the coattails of her semi-famous grandfather. She wants the freedom to choose her own path to showbiz greatness. When a chance meeting with a handsome stranger provides Mel with an opportunity, she thinks she's landed the big one. But her grandpa isn't thrilled with the direction Mel's career is going, and it's not until she stumbles across something she probably shouldn't have that this becomes clear. Perhaps meeting the stranger with the Rocky Balboa eyes wasn't by chance. Maybe Mel is rubbing elbows with the kind of people who could take away her freedom for good. This story is loosely based on the author's feral youth. So, if you like your fiction shaken not stirred with a sprinkle of badboy on the rim, NEON GIRL delivers the goods; giving readers a dose of drama, a dash of romance, and a heaping helping of Las Vegas schmaltz. Oh, and there's a killer playlist, too. WATTYS WINNER! LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction and owned by the author. If you attempt to plagiarize, the author knows people backstage who can 'take care of things'. IN OTHER WORDS: If you find this story on any online platform other than WATTPAD, the author did not allow this. You may also be exposing yourself to malware. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, do it here on WATTPAD.