Love is a fickle thing. Strange, frustrating, and somehow bizarrely rewarding. Snout learns this the hard way when his world comes crashing down, dumped, discarded, and left watching his ex run off with someone who looks suspiciously familiar and just when he thinks he's at rock bottom, a new dilemma presents itself: what if the only person who truly understands his heartbreak is... himself? With Star offering cryptic, sappy wisdom, an overbearing Twisted admirer staking his claim, and a secret that could send the whole center into a panic, Snout finds himself asking the one question no one should ever have to ask- "Is it normal to fall in love with yourself?" This story is a Dandy's World AU that takes place in the Night Shift universe. The character's personalities and physical appearances can and will differ from their canon counterparts. Updates: Wednesdays Content Warning: This story explores darker themes, including relationship abuse, mental and physical abuse. While all content is written and handled as tastefully as possible, some scenes may still be triggering to readers. Please read with care and check the content warnings listed at the start of each chapter.

NSFW | 18+ | SMUT WARNING Sprout eyes the red circle scratched onto his calendar, Cosmo's birthday.. Which is tomorrow! He's decided to throw a surprise party, setting up everything himself for his boyfriend. He asks Ginger to distract her cousin as he prepares. Everything will go fine! Right? The day of the festivities, everything goes wrong! Sprout scrambles to fix the mess before Cosmo returns to blow out candles. (FINISHED, NO FURTHER UPDATES)

NSFW | 18+ | SMUT WARNING Sprout Seedly, the main cook of Gardenview, bakes cookies at the recommendation of his best friend Cosmo. He added a new, unfamiliar ingredient to the batter, 'Delictable' drops. Coincidentally, Looey has a taste of these special cookies. So does Sprout. These drops cause 'weird' feelings for both toons. (FINISHED, NO FURTHER UPDATES)