BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

"Malfoy?" I repeated. "Kiss me." He said, suddenly. "Might as well start now." He looked at me expectantly, so full of desire, that I couldn't breathe for a moment. The emotion in Draco's eyes was something far different from the need I had grown used to seeing in Ron's eyes. Draco was looking at me like I was the only thing in the world that mattered at that very moment, his eyes devouring me hungrily as if they couldn't believe that I was really in front of him. In spite of myself, I stepped further into his embrace, pressing a hand to his chest. His hand remained on my face, still but a whisper of a touch, as if afraid that if he pushed, this fragile moment would shatter beyond repair. I stared up at him, confused by his hesitation. These were just lessons, right? I was so used to kissing Ron that this was strange, what made it even stranger was that it was Malfoy I was going to kiss. His hand unconsciously drifted to my waist, and he pulled me closer gently, making it clear that this was my choice, and I could break the embrace if I wished. His face came closer to mine, slowly but steadily, and it stopped just centimeters from mine. He was so close now, that I could see a faint scar on his lower lip. If I just moved my head a bit... ••••• When Ron cheats on Hermione because she won't satisfy him sexually, Hermione makes a deal with Draco Malfoy that will change her life forever, for better ...or worse. ••••• Warning: Contains mature content such as bad language and sexual themes. Also, mentions of rape and triggering themes. Now in editing by SirenSong55 Highest rank: #1 in Dramione #50 in fanfiction #1 in romance Cover by @khmbrleya

After the Second Wizarding War, Hogwarts reopens its doors, offering students a chance to rebuild their lives-and themselves. Hermione Granger, determined to finish her education, finds herself reluctantly partnered with Draco Malfoy for a year-long potions project. Forced to confront their prejudices and the scars of the past, the two navigate a fragile truce. As secrets are unveiled and walls begin to crumble, Hermione discovers there's more to Draco than his Slytherin arrogance, and Draco learns that redemption may be possible-even for him. In the shadow of a war-torn castle, an unexpected bond brews, challenging everything they thought they knew about themselves and each other. Will their growing connection be enough to overcome the past, or will the ghosts of their mistakes keep them apart? "Brewing Redemption" is a heartfelt story of forgiveness, resilience, and a love that defies all odds. ********* Smut warning.

[Dramione] Hermione Granger cannot wait to start her first year at Hogwarts and, when she meets Draco Malfoy on the express train, she's even more certain that life is finally going her way. Unfortunately, Hermione's journey is only just beginning as she battles to fight prejudices, maintain relationships, stay alive and, most importantly, ensure she isn't expelled. Follow the highs and lows of Hermione and Draco's relationship as it develops from first year through to eighth. *RATED M for some smut in later chapters* Art by Nishikat_ on Instagram The title for this story comes from 'Slow Grenade' by Ellie Goulding ft. Lauv Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or any of the related characters. The Harry Potter series is created by JK Rowling and owned by Warner Bros. This fanfiction is intended for entertainment only. I am not making any profit from this story. All rights of the original Harry Potter story belong to Warner Bros and JK Rowling.

*COMPLETE* Hermione suspects Draco of joining the dark side again. So she follows him to find him LIVING AMONG MUGGLES?? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 The ghosts of Malfoy Manor and the Battle of Hogwarts haunt Draco Malfoy. While he struggles with forgiving himself he finds redemption in the most unlikely place. ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️ ☠️Warning: Contains MATURE THEMES. May Contain MATURE CONTENT☠️ 🍁🍀🍁🍀🍁🍀🍁🍀 ⛔⚠️ DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own any Harry Potter Books and associated characters. Only wish I did.⚠️⛔

Post HBP. Ron and Harry are Horcrux hunting and Hermione has been left at Hogwarts to help the Order make it safe for the other students. Draco is forced by Snape to stay in Hogwarts for his own protection, but he can't leave the room he is given; Granger's room. Hermione is the only student trusted with this information, so her and Malfoy share the small space, and Draco tries to avoid insanity as he becomes increasingly isolated with only the Mudblood for company. Something's going to give... Mature content and themes, and explicit language. ✨Feel free to comment✨ ❗Disclaimer: I do not own Isolation❗ The author of this incredible fan fiction is Bex-Chan. All credits go to J.K. Rowling for writing the Harry Potter series and Bex-Chan for writing this Fanfic based off the characters in said series. Here is a link to the original: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6291747/1/Isolation

He was like a gravitational addiction, absorbing me in wanting supplemental endless amounts of his touch. He knew my body and my desires better than I ever could have imagined. He was an aphrodisiac taking over my entire existence. Our lust was out of control. And he wasn't even my husband... Smut from cover to cover... you've been warned 😜😘 All characters and rights belong to JK Rowling. My FABULOUS cover was created by the one and only InsufferableKnowItAl! Love you darling!! 😘😘

What would you do if you found your Fiancée with another woman? What if a sexy tall blonde with grey eyes smile Upon you wanting to help you? Let's say that dreamy man has been inlove with you for years? Now let's mix a baby in the Equation. Find out what will happen.... ____________________ Mature Scenes & Bad Language © All Rights Reserved 18+

COMPLETE ⚠️ 18+ ONLY ⚠️ HP Fan Fiction. DRACO X HERMIONE X THEO - Casual fun for Dreomione becomes more THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETE!! ♥️ Summary: Hermione Granger's career continues to go from strength to strength but she can't fight the feeling that something is missing from her life. She never expected to be divorced & alone before she'd hit her 30's, but after escaping a toxic, abusive marriage the last thing she wants is a serious relationship. When Hermione stumbles upon on an advert on a dating page for 'two males in an established relationship, seeking a female for some casual fun', she finds she cannot resist the opportunity to explore some anonymous, no strings attached, casual fun. What ensues is a sexual awakening for Hermione Granger which leads to all parties left wanting 'more', but when their true identities are revealed will they still feel the same way? Join Hermione and friends for a wild ride of female empowerment, healing, redemption, rediscovering self worth and embracing sexuality. *This is a standalone fanfiction and can be read without reading my fic 'Faerie Wine'. However, if you are going to read them both then I recommend reading 'Casual Fun' first, as the characters from this story will make an appearance in 'Faerie Wine' in later chapters.* Themes and TWs: Married Draco & Theo Entrepreneur Hermione Ex Husband Ron Weasley Hidden identities Explicit content/Smut - NO minors Sex club Lust potion spiked drinks Smut & Fluff PTSD Violence Potion addiction Ron Weasley bashing Crookshanks is a sassy beast Poly triad bisexual males Harry/Ginny side pairing Neville/Luna side pairing Smut and fluff and more smut Things take a bit of a dark turn at around chapter 23, but don't worry, it's a happily ever after! Top Ranks Achieved: #1 Draco x Hermione #1 Dreomione #1 Triad #1 Dramione

[Complete] UNDER REVISION Draco Malfoy had always known that he was going to be an Alpha, like his father and his father's father. What he didn't know was that the day Hermione was tortured under his eyes something never seen before in the magical world happened: their magic created a bond. Being an omega was a rare privilege among young purebloods girls. The gene was disappearing even in the oldest and purest families. So how was it possible for that trait to show up in a muggleborn girl?