ᴵⁿ ʷʰⁱᶜʰ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʳᵉᵘⁿⁱᵗᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʰᵉʳ (Y/N) (L/N) wasn't your average teenager, after suffering from bullying almost all her life, she decides to change for the better and show them what they missed. various!south park x fem!reader ˢˡᵒʷ ᵘᵖᵈᵃᵗᵉˢ

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

Y/n finds herself to feel hatred towards an old friend, Kyle broflovski. They compete over every little thing in order to see who's the better academic, athlete, and even relationships. How will it turn out when they both realize there might be more history then just hatred? (Also it's lowkey based off never have I ever soo if you spot some quotes from the show just bare with muah 😛) ⚠️I do NOT own any of the characters all rights go to trey Parker and Matt stone the creators of the show South Park. ⚠️ (all characters are aged up and in their junior year of high school so 17-18 yrs old)

𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 y/n l/n, an average teenage girl, is returning to her hometown after an argument between her parents and her dad's side of the family (which who they used to live near). Being reunited with her friends and past classmates, she really gets to see how everyone is now. 𝐃𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓. But there seems to be one person who certainly catches her eye...

𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥; 𝐯𝐮𝐥𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐫, 𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜, 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝-𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬. 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫..

"look at us, you and I back at it again" kyle and macy would always find a way back to each other. cover art by @highsun67 on tiktok

❝𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 𝐈 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆, 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔.❞ ▬▬in which two childhood friends who grew up together, find themselves realizing their feelings for one another. ღ baseketball. OR -- a twenty nine year old man and a twenty seven year old woman who never realized they loved each other until they were fucking old. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡ -she/her pronouns. -coop x reader.