She sings when she's home alone; he asks her to keep it down. {highest ranking: #2 fanfiction} © 2015 by dimplefeels

"We're like the stupidest people ever." "Yeah, we kinda are."

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❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.

Where two teenagers get stuck in an elevator ©1D_Amnesia 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Book #3 in the Professor Series