when dazai decides that pigeons are very friendly creatures that would just LOVE to help him commit suicide he starts feeding them to gain their loyalty. Chuuya does NOT find it funny when he found his husband being carried away by pigeons (or the devil spawn as he calls them) and having to go rescue him. Drama like this is what started it and over time Chuuya keeps noticing the fluffy creatures at every corner... (A/N: this is a gift for my lovely friend who is equally obsessed with pigeons and dazai. Warning: crackfic ahead. Any requests may be written if I have the motivation and find my will to life. Cause I lost it somewhere on the sidewalk... :_)) TW: • swearing • pigeons • dazai • LGBTQ+ • alcohol/drinking pictures arent mine

Marvel AU!!! Everyone Peter Parker knows is dead. So he lives at an abusive orphanage. He becomes spider man when he was only 11, because he won a tour there. Before he his friends can find out what happened, they sever all ties with him. Spider-Man is getting tired, and not as happy and upbeat as he usually is. What happened when he texts a genius playboy billionaire philanthropist? Or meets a certain Wilson that lifts his spirits Or a certain god that learns to love. Will his he'll be doused? #1 in Loki #1 in spiderfrost #1in orphan #3 in Peter Parker (These all hav happened at one time, they may just not be now)

Peter Parker. Just a normal kid from Queens. Well, normal except for the fact that his aunt's abusive, he's Spiderman, and he also accidentally texted THE Tony Stark one day after a pretty bad beating from May. Will Peter open up to Tony about May, and will Tony reveal who he really is? This story was created because I accidentally deleted my old Wrong Number Kiddo book. I was mad, but decided that I might as well remake it for anyone who was enjoying the book. Anyway... I will try to keep the plot the same, but enjoy!

When Peter Parker accidentally texts Tony Stark mistaking him for Ned, who knows what chaos will ensue. Laughter, abuse, memes, and nicknames. I swapped the roles of the abusers, so instead of May, it's Ben. So that means May is dead and Ben is alive.

Steve puts the wrong number in while trying to text Tony and accidentally texts someone called 'Bambi' Soon, Bucky, MJ, Ned, Nat, and more join! All in all, it's a very messed up family. AKA my take on a marvel wrong number fic ft. twitter and angst ((Cross-posted on AO3 under jayybirdfeathers)) As of right now, it is considered finished. I may occasionally post updates, but it will be rare.

"??? You broke your phone hitting a building?! Peter The building was in my way! It hit me!" Peter texts Ned.... except it's not Ned. Instead it's Tony, and chaos soon ensues. Looking for weird names, random texts, everyone acting like small children (and also going out of their way to annoy Tony(in a loving way)), Minecraft, and absolute chaos? Then this is for you! @ShyCourage is writing this with me.

basically fanfic with lots of dadzawa and some chatfic TW: abuse, suicide, sh, violence goodluck ig

Midoriya Izuku is not your wimpy loser that every anime tries to portray. Instead, he is the most straight-forward, over-dramatic teen you will come across. Oh, he is also quirkless and wants a reason to flip off all the heroes for telling him he can not be a hero, so he is going to be a hero to spite them! (Quirkless!Deku) I don't own anything of My Hero Academia. Warnings: Suicide References, Dark Humor, Blood and Gore, Anxiety Attacks

Villain Deku, But He's Just... Incredibly Petty Izuku Midoriya finally snaps, but instead of evil schemes, he just becomes the pettiest villain alive. He steals pro heroes' left shoes. Unplugs traffic lights at random. Changes Endeavor's Spotify playlist to "All-Star" by Smash Mouth on loop. Nobody can stop him. Meanwhile, the League of Villains is so confused. Shigaraki: "You made Hawks' credit card decline at Starbucks. Why?" Deku, sipping his latte smugly: "Because I could." -- 100% Crackfic

So, I'm Izuku Midoriya. Quirkless, sleep deprived, and-oh yeah-the mastermind behind a website that tells pro heroes how to do their jobs better. Shocking, I know. But here's the kicker: they think I'm some mysterious adult genius. Spoiler alert-I'm 16, living off vending machine snacks, and dodging explosions from my childhood frenemy, Bakugo (we're fine; he only yells at me 90% of the time). My best friends? A caffeine-fueled inventor who thinks glitter is a legitimate weapon and a sleep-deprived insomniac who communicates almost exclusively in sarcasm. My life goal? To analyze and invent anything relating to quirks... Fun! Oh, and somehow, the UA teachers have unofficially adopted me. I guess being their weird problem child comes with free snacks, unsolicited advice, and the occasional "are you sleeping enough?" lectures. What's my secret to success? Sleep deprivation, stubbornness, and the sheer audacity to look All Might in the eye and say, "Maybe punch a little less next time." -- 100% Crackfic