Villain Deku, But He's Just... Incredibly Petty Izuku Midoriya finally snaps, but instead of evil schemes, he just becomes the pettiest villain alive. He steals pro heroes' left shoes. Unplugs traffic lights at random. Changes Endeavor's Spotify playlist to "All-Star" by Smash Mouth on loop. Nobody can stop him. Meanwhile, the League of Villains is so confused. Shigaraki: "You made Hawks' credit card decline at Starbucks. Why?" Deku, sipping his latte smugly: "Because I could." -- 100% Crackfic

So, I'm Izuku Midoriya. Quirkless, sleep deprived, and-oh yeah-the mastermind behind a website that tells pro heroes how to do their jobs better. Shocking, I know. But here's the kicker: they think I'm some mysterious adult genius. Spoiler alert-I'm 16, living off vending machine snacks, and dodging explosions from my childhood frenemy, Bakugo (we're fine; he only yells at me 90% of the time). My best friends? A caffeine-fueled inventor who thinks glitter is a legitimate weapon and a sleep-deprived insomniac who communicates almost exclusively in sarcasm. My life goal? To analyze and invent anything relating to quirks... Fun! Oh, and somehow, the UA teachers have unofficially adopted me. I guess being their weird problem child comes with free snacks, unsolicited advice, and the occasional "are you sleeping enough?" lectures. What's my secret to success? Sleep deprivation, stubbornness, and the sheer audacity to look All Might in the eye and say, "Maybe punch a little less next time." -- 100% Crackfic