They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

"Let's be clear. This isn't a fairytale, I am no princess, and I am definitely not your princess" and with that I retrieved my heels and walked away without even a glance back at the boy standing there watching me leave. -- Chapter 8 *** Sienna Clarkson has a very unconventional life for your average eighteen year old. A strong willed, independent girl juggling family feuds, injuries, and her imminent future, the last thing she needs is some guy she just met messing with her head and her emotions. Can she sort through the mess that's become her life without hurting the people around her? To top it all off, Hell Week has just begun. This book was formerly titled Blue Ridge.

[Highest Rank: #1 in Teen Fiction] 🚫WARNING🚫 :| CLICHE ALERT! This is some high class cringe stuff which will make you want to throw yourself out the window |: :|You have been warned, proceed at your own risk |: ⬇️ He stood up with his hands in his pockets, "I'll delete the video." My head snapped up on hearing this and sighed in relief. "Than-" "On three conditions." He said smirking making me glare at him. "Never Stone!" I huffed. "Okay then, I'll send it to everyone on my contact list." He said casually picking his phone up. My eyes widened and I held his arm stopping him while he gave me a blank look, but I could see the amusement in his eyes. That jerk! "I...I.." I hesitated looking down. "You what?" He asked raising his phone again. I tried to snatch it from him but in vain. "Okay fine, I agree to your conditions!" I say finally defeated making him smirk evilly. ............................................................ All Mae wanted was to complete her senior year peacefully but everything is turned upside down when Ryan Stone crashed in her life, literally. They say water is strong enough to break a stone...will the case be same for Mae Waters and Ryan Stone? ............................................................ Spin Off - 'Smirks & Glares'

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver

[completed]. Adrianna Clanford doesn't like lipstick, lip-gloss or anything that goes on your face. Which may probably be the reason she hasn't landed a guy in seventeen years? That was until Aiden Pine, the hot college dude next door, decided that she totally needed a makeover.

She writes all night. He flirts with girls all night. But when they come together in his room... the Cool Boy of the school and the Socially Inept Girl share a bed and make the night theirs. © 2014 All rights reserved | Short-Story #2 | Humour #15 |

Are you new to the neighborhood?" I asked curiously. "I've never seen you before." His eyes met mine, a mixture of amusement and surprise evident on his face. "We've been neighbors for the past six years." * * * Lane Avery has always been in her own little world, never noticing anything going on around her; mainly, because she simply can't care less. However, when she is stranded in a park during a hail storm, she can't refuse the help from a certain umbrella-wielding, green-eyed boy.

Every Father scowls at him. Every Mother prays from him. Every boy hates him. And every girl stays away from him. Because he was Link Dane. That one boy who seemed even more messed up than imaginable. And then there's Orianna, who wishes she could do all of those above and forget he ever existed. But she can't. Simply because Link Dane has secrets that will end her in all ways possible. And he's back to fuck Ori up. © 2015 All rights reserved Cover by @radteens

"If you can't find a reason to smile, then I'll become your reason." . Jenn is a natural beauty, whose family broke apart when she was nine when her father died. From then on, nothing she ever did brought a real smile to her lips except for the rare sightings due to Disney and puns. When Jeremy moves to the lonely town in hopes of living peacefully despite having to fly from and to California, he is immediately interested. At the age of ten, he promised to make her smile for thirty days. The promise got an eye roll and was long forgotten, but it still exsists-at least in Jeremy's mind. And at the age of seventeen and eighteen, the promise was finally being brought to life. . Jenn is cold and heartless following the death of her favorite parent, her father. Jeremy is the childhood friend who is quite the opposite and is trying to thaw Jenn's heart. And he already has a plan.

Marina Jacobsen and Elliot Martin have been friends since the start of secondary school, the moment they met they knew that they would become the greatest of friends. From their meticulously planned devious pranks to their hilarious banter and inside jokes, they knew that their friendship would be everlasting. When Elliot confides in Marina about his developing romantic feelings for the new girl, Erin Ford, she compiles a check list and set of rules to help her best friend get the girl who cannot seem to evade his every thought. Little did she know that whilst Elliot was completing each and every requirement that she had written down for him to follow, she would be falling for him with every box he ticked off. | cover credit: the lovely @decadently|