After much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base. In the reports, the commander is to write down what has occurred on the base, every week, from now on. The following reports after this would cause them to question their sanity and debate on instituting a mental asylum on base for them. Dark humor is prominent, don't let that alzheimer make you forget that. Testing the thin line bordering "that's funny" and "that's offensive". (Inspired by DearUnclePete's "Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!" azur crackfic. Not planned to be long.)

Generally, the admiral's fleet isn't known for its adequacy. For good reason. - Idea borrowed (totally stolen) from "Please stop eating the hell butterflies" by Mistress Nika. Playfully testing the limits of what "Rated T" means. Dark humour is imminent. - The sequel "The next one who nukes the mainland, gets cleaning duty!" is out now.

The admiral's fleet isn't known for it's sensitivity. Scientists to this day still wonder why. - Spiritual successor to "The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!" Slightly inspired by "Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army" and similar lists. Prone to dark humour. Lots of tasteless jokes. Playfully testing the limits of what "rated T" means.