America just wanted to pay rent. That's it. That's the dream. No drama. No trauma. No getting eaten by a giant Russian snake-man hybrid in the middle of a creepy government containment facility. But unfortunately, America's new janitorial job comes with... conditions. Now he's locked in a pitch-black room with something ancient, massive, and hungry-something that speaks Russian, smells him like dessert, and can't decide if he wants to devour him whole or keep him forever. Too small to fight back, too pretty to be ignored, and far too mouthy for his own good, America's only hope is to talk fast, cry cutely, and pray the monster decides he's more pet than prey. A romantic horror tale of teeth, terror, and awkward flirting in the face of digestive doom

( cover art by punkiller1134 on Instagram, other is made by me ) ~ Russia wanted a change in life, that's when he decided to move away from his original hometown to start a new life at his "brother's" highschool. While being there he also makes a couple friends, but one certain kid gets his attention the most. The shy American who doesn't talk to anyone at all. Will Russia get his attention somehow? what Will happen between them? read the story to find out ;) ( Designs look similarly to the ones on the cover )

WARNING ⚠️ this fic is EXTREMELY old TW for homophobia, SH, explicit language (includes usage of slurs), explicit in general Random text is translated into different languages and it gets unnecessarily s!xual at times REALLY I am so sorry to anyone who reads this - America is implied to have depression, which is executed poorly. Russia is edgy with extreme anger issues and violent tendencies, and oh no, they're grouped together for a camping trip. This can only go so wrong.