Want to know how to survive in a world where you're the height of three apples and there are creatures (including your father) who might eat you at any second? Want to know how to stay inside so you don't die and rot in the streets; or worse, get eaten by things that look like your dead grandmother? Do YOU want to learn the rules these people live by? Like never say goodnight. Never make a sound after dark. Me too... I wish I knew how to do that too. Because I'm living it. Right now. So you don't have to! Lucky you! Welcome to my story, where I barely survive to tell the tale! Enjoy!!!!... and send help... please.