Mike Wheeler is used to people liking him. Eleanor Hopper definitely does not. She's sarcastic, impossible to read, and somehow always ready with an eye roll whenever he speaks. So when Mike needs a fake girlfriend to survive the world's messiest breakup, El should be the worst possible option. Instead, she says yes. Now there are rules, public appearances, accidental jealousy, way too much hand holding, and a growing problem neither of them seems willing to talk about: maybe pretending to be in love would be easier if they actually hated each other.

in which, el hopper pretends to date mike wheeler. (smut warning)

in which mike wheeler get dared to ask out the weird theatre girl. (smut warning, heavy topics and lower case intended)

she drowned out her trauma in pink and teddy bears. he drowned out his with cigarettes and alcohol. when they're two worlds collide, suddenly they didn't need anything else. smut warning short story 6.26.22 7.8.10 watercolor eyes - lana del rey cover from pintrest

in which; he needed a tutor and she needed something in return.

in which; he hated her first, but she hated him back twice as hard.