CHIGIRI4LIFE
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❝𝗜'𝗠 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥, 𝗜'𝗠 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗔 𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘.❞
━━━ 𝗙𝗢𝗥 over three hundred years, the desolate, fog-shrouded ruins in the northern reaches of the Briar Valley were whispered to be the lair of three bloodthirsty, flesh-eating demons. Local fae stayed far away, and ambitious knights who dared enter were never seen again.
The reality? It was just Kurogane "Kuro" Nox and his two chaotic younger brothers living their absolute best lives.
As ancient vampires with a bizarre, black-hole physiology, the siblings survived by becoming the ruins' ultimate cleanup crew. They didn't just defeat trespassing witch hunters and monster slayers-they ate them. Along with their iron armor, poisoned blades, cursed artifacts, and literal dark magic, enjoying every satisfying crunch.
Their centuries of peaceful, junk-eating isolation came to a screeching halt when the three brothers wandered off, stumbled onto the grounds of Night Raven College, and secretly took up squatting in the abandoned Ramshackle Dorm.
For months, they treated the dorm like a luxury resort-munching on rusty iron bedframes, devouring dusty magical relics, and chewing through the building's plumbing, triggering campus-wide rumors that Ramshackle was haunted by wall-eating phantoms.
That lazy paradise shatters the night Yuu and Grim move in, catching the brothers red-handed. Exposed by Headmage Crowley and faced with a massive "property damage debt" for literally consuming half the dorm, Kuro is forced into an ultimatum: officially enroll as an NRC freshman and work off the debt, or face the consequences.
Now, an ancient apex predator who despises effort, refuses to drink blood, and hates making decisions has to wear a uniform, attend morning lectures, and learn geometry. But beneath his exhausted red eyes, slouchy blue hoodie, and comical avoidance of work lies a terrifying, bloody past he desperat