After dying, several sorcerers awaken in a strange new form-cats. Taken in by a kind but clueless university student who thinks they're just talented strays, the former sorcerers must navigate their new lives filled with naps, cat fights, and unexpected affection.

He's the strongest sorcerer alive, and you're the spice of his life. Christmas lights, cursed Santas, and ten years of not quite saying "I love you." Turns out, mayhem is pretty damn romantic when you're dodging existential dread (and angry homeowners wielding garden gnomes) together. This is a love story for the end of the world, or at least for the end of someone's front lawn. It's festive, it's chaotic, and it's yours. (Reader goes by the nickname Spices.)

There's an art to counseling people who could obliterate you with a stray thought. It's called "surviving despite being the weakest person in the room while somehow convincing these apex predators to talk about their feelings." Gojo claims you're the best at it. You suspect that's only because everyone else was sane enough to pick a different career. In other words, you're a clinical psychologist in charge of making sure these emotionally constipated sorcerers don't spontaneously combust - either from repressed trauma or from trying to kill each other over the last cup of coffee. At least, you have good health insurance. You certainly need it.

Everything that could have gone wrong had gone wrong. Gojo Satoru was sealed, the world engulfed in the Culling Game's flames. Ryomen Sukuna had obtained his perfect vessel. But even gods get bored, so he took something else: a human girl, a whim, a fleeting amusement. He had no way of knowing she'd become the sun in his endless night, and the architect of his downfall. This is the story of how he ruined her life, and how, in turn, she ruined him. The story of the girl who would bring a god to his knees. -ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈ "Mine," he growled against your skin, the word more threat than endearment, a claim staked in flesh and breath. "You're mine, understand? Mine to fuck, mine to protect, mine to kill if I so choose." One moment, you wanted to ride him. The next, you imagined the satisfying slide of a blade across his throat, wondering if the King of Curses could bleed like mere mortals. Sometimes, disturbingly, you wanted to do both at once. They say playing with fire gets you burned. But what happens when you decide to burn alongside the flame? This is no love story. It's a war.

You're a third-year student at Tokyo Prefectural Jujutsu High School. You're Gojo's most spoiled third year. Not that he has many options, as your classmates have all been suspended. You're Nanami's most favorite sorcerer, united by your mutual distaste of the jujutsu world and burning desire for early retirement. You're Shoko's most beloved unofficial assistant who does all her paperwork. Don't let Principal Yaga hear about that, though. You're the first years' most adored senpai, because Gojo has the audacity to dump his teaching duties on you. But most importantly, you're a background character. Sometimes, they drag you along. Sometimes, you do your own things in the background, while watching them doing important, heroic things. You're no protagonist. You're just here for the ride, and hoping it won't get too wild. ⋆⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺⋆ This is a fix-it/retelling of JJK (including JJK0 & the light novels) from a different perspective, canon-compliant until the Shibuya Arc. Expect tons of fluff & humor. I'll fix everything wrong with JJK and no one can stop me. (Everyone lives. Gojo gets the happy ending he deserves.)

Satoru Gojo is the strongest sorcerer alive, but to his wife, Y/N L/N, he is simply a husband with too many unanswered questions. Unaware of the jujutsu world or the true importance of the man she married, Y/N lives a quiet, ordinary life, believing the half-truths and excuses meant to keep her safe. While she worries over missed calls and late nights, her husband and son fight curses in the shadows, risking their lives in a world she was never meant to see. Every lie is told out of love. Every secret is meant as protection. But the danger surrounding Satoru Gojo does not stay contained, and the closer it creeps to their home, the harder it becomes to shield Y/N from the truth. Cracks begin to form in the life she has always known, and questions she was never meant to ask start demanding answers. Will Y/N uncover the reality of the world hidden from her, or will the truth find her first, shattering everything she thought she understood? started 8/3/24 ended ???? #1 Gojo #1 Cafe #1 husbandandwife #1 gojoxreader #1 wife reader #1 husbandgojo #1 megumi #2 Yuji Now posted on ao3 username al_lie_son