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First Mate: A Coinpin Story by HammySamHah
HammySamHah
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(OLD CHAPTERS FIXED!) *Heads up! This is a POV fic!* Pin feels empty with competing in BFDI over and over again just to start another season. Pin decides to do something else instead, she wants to explore to places she's never been before and collect treasure while doing it. When she explains this all to her best friend, Coiny, he tells her it sounds a lot like something pirates would do. Pin actually thinks it might be fun to be a pirate! So she gathers a group willing to come and they are ready to start their adventure on their pirate ship, even with pirate gear to match! So then, Pin and her mighty crew consisting of Needle, Leafy, Firey, Snowball, Ruby, Flower, and of course, Coiny, go off on adventures on the sea. They encounter things like sea monsters, a tribe of other objects, and maybe even love! Read to find out more about the adventures of Captain Pin and her crew. //a big thanks to @bitterestlemonboy for beta reading the first chapter and @silverwingsdragon for helping me with the plot of this story :)//
[ "Defective" ] | BFB/TPOT fanfic [canceled] by EternalStarstorm
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Ekura no longer works on this book, nothing happened i just didn't want to add unnecessary work for him, regardless you should still follow him! :] [follow ekura on twitter @ekura123] [] Subjects were made in this facility, separated into categories and put into life threatening experiments. They know they can't do much to stop this so they simply comfort each other the best ways possible. However, recently many of the subjects seem to want to know if there is anything more out there other than this facility they call home. Now, most seeking a place where they may not even be accepted in, they encounter prototypes and upgrades to ensure they stay in one place. It's only a matter of time before someone gets reset into nothing but a soulless shell, or worse, deleted forever... [] Characters are fluffy here so if you don't like it please just leave you don't need to read this I don't want to know that you don't like them :( ‼️WARNING - This book contains a lot of gore, if you dislike that then please read something else.‼️ ❗️note that there will be no warnings unless it's: suicide, forced vomiting, self harm, and other stuff but i'll make sure to put them at the top of the page!!❗️ All characters belong to JacknJellify [This is an au] ( Some characters may be OOC )
Lightbrush (Inanimate Insanity) by NoeNikes
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I decided to do Lightbrush Fanfiction of Inanimate Insanity. I'm going to be making better chapters...I hope. The cover is by DimasTV from DeviantArt. I don't own Inanimate insanity, it's just a fanfic. Adam Katz owns the show.
Efficiency Is Survival | BFDI:TPOT AU by peachyshyness
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[This has a reboot!!] Cover by @coolsporkzxx on TikTok/YouTube Best Rankings: 1st in IDFB, 1st in Tengolf, 1st in BFDIA, 1st in Cult & 1st in Gaslighting (Semi-Humanized) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| .. - .----. ... / .- .-.. .-.. / ..-. .- -.- . .-.-.- Goiky is broken. Food is rare. The rules are cruel- And breaking them costs you a leg. When a deal made for power and honor sparks catastrophe, what will all-mighty Golf Ball do to ensure survival? Are the answers Chainsaws, Betrayal, Love... Or Efficiency? ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
BFB & TPOT Groupchats/Texting by YolkyCrescent
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Another one of those BFB group chats but with TPOT (well TPOT is mostly implied) I don't have a set schedule for updates Also, keep in mind that the objects might be out of character and grammar sucks 24/10/2023, 1# in BFB 22/1/2024, 1# in Ïf 3/2/2024, 1# in battleforbfb 6/12/2023, 3# in battlefordreamislandagain 20/9/2024, 1# in TPOT 6/10/2024, 1# in BFDIA
The Color Red [ Mephone4S x reader ] by FennecFics
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RED /red/ adjective of a color at the end of the spectrum next to orange and opposite violet, as of blood, fire, or rubies. "their red lips" Red has a range of symbolic meanings through many different cultures, including life, health, vigor, war, courage, anger, love and religious fervor. The common thread is that all these require passion. ------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------- Inanimate Insanity Mephone4S x Gender Neutral Reader ------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------
Chemistry Lessons ~  A Fantube Fanfic ♡ by bossybotlosers
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Recently after the events of Inanimate Insanity, everyone has been living their best life at Hotel OJ. Though recently things have been changing up for Fan and Test Tube. The two recently caught feelings for each other and are struggling to figure out how to express them. (I do not own these characters all rights go to AnimationEpic)
Romance Target - An II Fanfic by SillyBillyJayy
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!Warning! This is my first fanfic, so it may contain spelling/grammar errors, cringe and bad descriptions of things Trigger warnings for chapters at the beginning of them! - Paper and OJ both have feelings for each other. However, Salt still feels she has a chance with the man of her dreams...
Spark of Hope by TallLiar
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OJ's hotel has been absolutely BOOMING lately. And that kind of success was... hard to manage, to say the least. Especially since OJ couldn't seem to find a good assistant to help out with things. He'd tried, sure, but all of them just... fell flat in one way or another. So imagine his surprise when Steve Cobs, the CEO of Meeple Inc., offered to BUILD one for him. Well... who was he to turn down the offer of a lifetime? [Robot Paper AU! TW: Themes of implied/reference @bus3 will be scattered throughout the chapters. AU by me, @lakeey10, and @miilkyun (who also designed the incredible cover!) on discord Originally uploaded to AO3 from May 15 2025 - June 30 2025]