Yes that is the real name of the book. Enjoy!

These are not mine! They were found online! I want to share you guys some texting bloopers I have found! They are funny! Hope you like them, please vote, comment and fan! Thanks!

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

Hello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That is not my problem because they are NOT MINE! Also this book may have you crying from laughing so hard. So I suggest that you should keep some tissues next to you.... That is all.

This is my first book

Lucas Walters has a beautiful girlfriend that he loves and cherishes who he is sure is his mate. So what happens when she isn't his mate? And what happens when his mate, Teagan Landers, is his long-time childhood enemy? But how do you choose between the one you are meant to be with, yet hate and the one you have always loved? Will he tell anyone or leave it as his dirty little secret...Or will jealousy end up winning? Teagan Landers is a girl who just went with the flow of things, until they involve Lucas Walters. No she doesn't hate him, she loathes him. If different things in the past hadn't happened then maybe, just maybe...They could be friends. But what happens when she finds out that she is his mate? Can she and Luke fight the attraction? Can they ignore the passion of a mate? And what happens when her plan to make everything normal, doesn't work? I guess it sucks being the Alpha's dirty little secret... Background Cover Art by: https://www.pinterest.com/meanimalpenguin/

ANGEL: To protect their daughter from being involved in a dangerous deal, they swapped her at birth to a couple who owed them. They felt guilty, but they could never let their enemies know what they did. All they wanted was for their daughter would live a happy, peaceful life. After all, once you enter the mob, you can't get out unless you cheat death. PRECIOUS: To save their own skins, they had no choice but to give up their precious newborn to the mob. Then they were told to leave, to go as far as they could! They would have everything they ever needed, just so the switched babe would live a life wanting for nothing. But they were told that if they abused the child, their own daughter would pay for it. And they will always know, for they are one of the most dangerous cartels in the world. In 18 years time, one of the girls would be engaged to an enemy cartel, while the other struggles to find what she wants in life. Fate will bring them together, unveil the deceptions and ultimately force the girls to make a decision. Do they stay or do they make the switch to make all right again? But they forgot one important thing. Fate is malicious when bored, and Fate will complicate matters. Especially when they are matters of the heart. ========= Jared Moretti was glad he was not his older brother. While being the head of the mob had always been his dream, he did not envy the wife that came with it. His brother's fiance was boring. To say the least. What he wanted was a girl that challenged him! That made him excited on a boring rainy day! One who could spice up his life like a little she-devil. Jasper Moretti was not a violent man. Unless you crossed him, that is. If he could, he would have given the position of head to his younger brother. But the bastard had told him, "But I don't want your future wife". His father had said that marrying the Giovanni's only daughter would merge both cartels, so he had no choice but to do so, even if he didn't want her too...