[Humanized] - When an overworked and underpaid Epic Burger chef cursed to flip burgers until he's 60, meets a young inventor whose career is going nowhere but down, his world is flipped upside down much like the burgers he works with. - CW: smoking, cussing, homophobia - Upload schedule: Hopefully twice a week. - Cover made by @ILOVEALENICK 💕💕💕

All the BFDI characters have appeared on an island that seems to be set up for them, and the strangest thing is that they are all from different timelines. Will the characters solve this mystery and escape? Very positive, has a lot of changes in the pov, expect a lot of crack friendships. This fanfic is heavily inspired in a homestuck fan comic called "Karkat goes to a convention", if you like homestuck i really recommend you to read it (cuz it's awesome).

(Red x Blue Oneshot) "Hey, uh- Red. You know how you're.. an impostor and all that?" Red stops fiddling with his tablet to look up at Blue, who's face was full of mixed emotions. He could see the nervousness from asking in the first place but the interest glinting in his visor was overpowering it. "Yeah..? What about it?" "I was wondering..." Blue puts his fingers together, with each fingertip touching each other, as if he was proposing a deal. "Could I.. see? Like, see what kind of stuff impostors have?" "...why?" Blue shrugs. "Just curious..." (This oneshot is based off some art I saw on twitter, which was made by @inky_creeper!) (These characters are not mine, It was made by Rodamrix on Youtube.)

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24 random objects have been selected to go to a resort on a remote island. The place seems a bit off at first, but they don't think to much of it. One of the objects is offered a second chance of getting powers for their own because Two randomly left one day. But, to get the powers they have to do awful things to prove they are worthy. With no recovery centers and one insane object everything goes to hell.... fast. Took inspo from the fanfic Fear Garden by IceMintFreeze and the book The Island by Natasha Preston. This book is intended for a more mature audience, so if you don't like gore I suggest to not read.

This is an Escargoon x Reader! I hope it's good... It's my second fic ever. -Suggested by @demigirl_dazzled !! I made the cover myself/ I had to edit it because I can't draw Escargoon. Believe me, I tried. This edit looks better then my drawing.

After 4 Years of Escargoon leaving Dreamland many things have changed. The people who live in town. Or some people's attitudes in general. But when the mollusk decides to come home to Cappy Town after so long. What will await him? Will the king's reaction towards him coming back be positive? Will he be ridiculed and made fun of for his previous bad choices? Will anyone even remember him? Or does he truly have the potential to become Kirby's next Star Ally? Cover Art Made By TAE DRAWS Aka Me Chapter Art Made By Squibbl

Exactly what it sounds like. All 64 BFB contestants, put into an arena. Last one standing wins the BDFI. Why? Idk. Inspired by the book "Survive" by @ClownTownUSA

In which a simple challenge goes terribly awry. On the way to Yoyle Mountain, the Freesmart Van halts in the Evil Forest -- a stop that the team would come to regret all too soon. Where have their missing members been taken? What watches from the shadows? ...What will you condone in the name of survival? Everyone has a breaking point, after all. Published Chapters: 10 / 23 // Hey there and thanks for checking out PHYLLOPHOBIA! While I've written other work in the past, this is the first I've published, and I hope to see what you all think of it! I do believe it appropriate to note a few warnings, though: - Detailed descriptions of hallucinations and paranoia - Descriptions of violence and injury - Major character death, and psychological aftereffects thereof With that out of the way... enjoy! - Soup

GUH THIS STORY SUCKS DON'T READ IT 😭😭😭 Golf Ball has always been the curious type. Something that everyone knows. But one day, that curiosity became dangerous. Her curiosity leads her to kidnap fellow objects to test serums on. As she continues, she accidentally drags her best friend down with her as she digs herself a hole that she can't get out of. WARNING! THIS BOOK CONTAINS: -Light gore -Profanity (swearing tho not often) -Vomit -General Violence -Mischaracterization -Burnt-out writing in some spots (lower quality writing)