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Zesty Midgets are eating my lungs
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𝐌��𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐜 - 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 by -THEMAESTRO-
-THEMAESTRO-
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[𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦! 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫] 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤. 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭. 𝐔𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐦. 𝐓𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬. 𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐧. 𝐇𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐢𝐭, 𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫. 𝐍𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩 𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤, 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧. 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐞, 𝐡𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟.
head over heels by bubbbers
bubbbers
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Content to live in his superstar twin's shadow, Evan Reed never expected to join the volleyball team-or fall for his brother's best friend. But one accidental collision sets off a whirlwind of spikes, secrets, and unexpected feelings that just might pull him into the spotlight for good. *** Evan has spent his entire life living in the shadow of his twin brother and volleyball prodigy, Ethan Reed. And to be honest? He likes it there. No expectations, no pressure, just quiet. That is, until one day he trips and falls into a boy, and subsequently triggers a highly dramatic series of events that starts with him reluctantly joining the volleyball team, and ends with him dating his brother's best friend. (And unfortunately, after all of it, he's still on the volleyball team.) *** NOW COMPLETED
⋆.˚⭒⋆𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕆𝕗 𝔸 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕎𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕤⋆.˚⭒⋆ (WC FANFIC) by Other-Hearted-Aster
Other-Hearted-Aster
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Three clans, Four cats, One fate. GreenSpark has a bad luck of being involved with other clan cat's exiles. CloudPelt is the only KittyPet-Born in her clan. BramblePaw lost her friend Jaxxie to TwoLegs. RiverKit was abandoned for her strange pelt and eyes. When the three Clans are in danger, it's up to these four cats to save their homes...
Russian Roulette | Rusame | Countryhumans AU by Miriorite
Miriorite
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Russia, a dragon and America, a prince and a human weapon. Following Russia's failed assassination attempt on the Prince's life, America made the outrageous request of wanting Russia, a murderer, to be his guard. Though... the prince seems more than capable of protect himself. There's a secret he's keeping, and Russia doesn't know what. A slow burning romance is brewing along with a bloody future. Two figures with mysterious pasts, and one goal: "Let's start a revolution. You and Me. We'll take over this kingdom." --------------- Prince X Guard + Partners in Crime + Fantasy AU Cover and all art in the book is made by me, do not steal NOT ENTIRELY GEOGRAPHICALLY, SCIENTIFICALLY AND HISTORICALLY ACCURATE Edit (2025) : I started this book over 3 years ago and although I am not as involved in the fandom as I used to be, this creation holds a special place in my heart as I find myself proud that I'm able to create something that provides enjoyment, pain or sadness within so many people. I've grown attached to the characters and have come to see them as more than just Countryhumans. I feel that even after I finish writing this I will keep these characters as ocs. This long message is to say thank you for everyone who's still patiently waiting for the next chapter and I won't be abandoning this book, I am just busy and that's why there are large gaps in updates. Please await the next chapter! #1 #Rusame #1 #Countryhuman #1 #Countryhumans
For Our Freedom (CountryHumans RusAme) by CallMeCactipri
CallMeCactipri
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The governments failed. The new generation has taken over. Everything was failing - from the economy to overpopulation. The world split into two sides; The Freedom activists and the Restoration. The Restoration, which was half of the world, decided that it was the people's fault that the world ended up that way - so, they came to the conclusion that keeping the rich alive was the only way, and killing the poor and homeless as a result. The Freedom activists, however, rescued those about to be killed. America, the leader of the FA, however, found out there was a third party. "Is that.. a bear?" "No, this is vodka. That is big fluffy forest puppy." #1 in RusAme 24/12/2019 #3 in Rights 27/1/2020 #22 in Freedom 30/1/2020 (Cover art by me)
Royal Guard | Rusame | Countryhumans AU by Miriorite
Miriorite
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America is the rebellious prince of Britannia who only desired to have freedom in his life. Of course that's impossible considering the position he was born in. He will be the next king when he comes of age. He's sick of all the rules, lessons, balls, and arranged marriages he has to go through. All the talk about him is also weighing him down. One faithful day a new royal guard comes to the palace of Britannia. With his mysterious and strict demeanor, he catches the prince's interest very quickly. From that day and so on they will face a spiral of emotions while constantly questioning their morals and themselves... Love is such a fickle and mysterious thing isn't it? --------------- Cover is made by me, do not steal NOT ENTIRELY GEOGRAPHICALLY AND HISTORICALLY ACCURATE #1 #countryhuman #1 #countryhumans #1 #rusame #1 #countryship
My Favorite Devotee~ 77Noli by LuxAnimated
LuxAnimated
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After the disappearance of C00lkid, 007n7 falls into a deep depression and can't seem to get out! Luckily for him though, a super nice God notices this, none other than Noli. Noli has known 007n7 for a while, 007n7 used to worship him but couldn't find time to after adopting C00lkid. N0li found 007n7 quite interesting, being that 007n7 used to be a bit... of the crazy type but still prayed every once in a while. So, when 007n7 finds himself at the lowest, Noli decides its best to swoop in and help his Favorite Devotee~ ^_^ THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED TO N0Z0M11 :3 SHE IS THE NICEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET ON HERE! :D ALSO CURRENT COVER ART IS NOT MINE!!!
house of puso oneshots!! by monomi
monomi
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exactly as title says!
+・what a gay - house of puso・+ by ILUVAZUREES
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I had a dream once about this and i am crine because of it
Blue Velvet [Pre-Corrupted Shadow Milk Cookie x Female Reader] by darkconfetti
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Desperate for answers about your life-threatening condition, you travel to the Spire of All Knowledge in search of a wise Ancient named Shadow Milk Cookie. He was known all across Earthbread as the Fount of Knowledge and Sage of Truth, being the living embodiment of both knowledge and truth. As such, he was the only one qualified to help, willing to offer you assistance when no one else would. But during your time in the mysterious spire, you get a lot more than just answers. [Cross-posted on Archive of Our Own under Circusgoth31 and on Quotev as Circus Goth] [The cover of this story is not my artwork. Full credits goes to zunaki_ on X.]