These are just really bad pick up lines. I was literally almost crying from laughter while writing this.

Just short stories from all sorts of AUs to read when you're a little bored ! Some are sad, Some are happy. Some are just plain stupid. Find what sorts of stories fit you! Undertale belongs to Toby Fox Original cover art belongs to its respective owner! Cover art RENDER+EDIT belong to me!

the last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past years. no matter how cringey this old material may be, it brings back a sense of nostalgia to my early wattpad days that i'll never forget. if i was ever feeling down, there would be thousands of people here to listen and to support me. i owe everyone who read this book any time between 2014-2015 the world, for you guys, i'll be forever grateful. thank you for everything. on a side note, please stop and refrain from calling me your "senpai" or "author-nim." cover credit: harry clarke, "silence"

BETWEEN SASSY GOATS AND SKELETON/ROBOT RIVALRIES AND A SNAPPED PAPYRUS GOLLY GEE I WONDER WHAT CAN GO WRONG. ALSO HOLY HELL FRISK WHERE DO YOU STORE ALL THAT AIR Highest Rank: #4 in Random Undertale belongs to Toby Fox ! Cover Art RENDER belongs to me! Original Art Belongs the Undertale Team !