For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

iman looked up into Shrek's beautiful green eyes that are filled with lust and desire

a love story of shrek and berry from the bee movie (This is obviously a joke pls don't take it seriously)

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

shrek will take u for a ride on his green tracker. shrek does the nasty with ur baes and its rly inappropriate so o dunnot get butt hurt you son of a swamp