19-year-old Noah Callahan has a problem. A whole list, actually. He's gay, he's at a strict Christian college that forbids homosexuality, and his parents expect him to bring home a nice girl for Thanksgiving. Enter Bonnie Clarke, a freshman who's sweet, beautiful...and aroace. Their fake dating experiment goes well until they get accused of doing it, which is also against school policies. They know that didn't happen, but they can't tell anyone why it's logistically impossible. Can Noah and Bonnie untangle the mess they made without getting expelled? Content warning: There's a lot of religious trauma. There'll be a label for each chapter (if necessary) telling you what upsetting topics are in each one.

random wof oneshots :-) mainly qinter not taking requests btw

MANGA SPOILERS! Yuji dies in the battle against Sukuna in Shinjuku. When he wakes up in the infirmary, he finds that he's in the past, before the events of the Culling Game, and the Shibuya Incident. Yuji must try to avoid making the same mistakes, and find a way to defeat the King of Curses and save the people he cares about. But first, he must find a way to deal with his own trauma and come to terms with the future he left behind. --- "Sensei," Yuji spoke up suddenly, snapping Gojo out of his thoughts. Gojo looked over at him. "Yes, Yuji?" "I want you to kill me."

After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

The book that Benjamin De Almeida aka Benoftheweek wrote at age 14. Wiped from the internet until now. This book essentially tries to be a satirical guide on how to become a YouTube star (something that I was obsessed with becoming at 14). It starts off with my YouTUbe journey from ages 10-14 and then things get a little weird. Read at your own risk, I was truly unhinged.

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧