The Guud Shitte
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Human - phan by PartTimeStoryteller
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Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with kickthestickz This story carries some warnings, however they're p much all spoilers except non-graphic violence and injury on one occasion, and non-described minor character death. No major character death and no self harm. Please message me if you think you'll need to know the TWs! To avoid spoilers, you can give me a list of things you don't want to read for whatever reason and I'll let you know if they're in the fic or not :)
blurry face - phan by phanci
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" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.
Take me to church (Book 1) by Awonderwallofmystery
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A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is definitely not one to go around looking for trouble. With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of sex alone is enough to terrify him. So it's no wonder that when Dan Howell, a boy who embraces the life of parties and rebellious acts, shows up to join the church program, Phil starts having trouble keeping himself sane as he tries to teach Dan the path to God. But, religion isn't the thing on Dans mind and he seems to find himself a new toy to play with. [warning: this does contain violence and mature content (as shown) and there's a lot on the topic of homosexuality and negative views towards it from characters in the story. Please read on with care <3]
Pretty. (Frerard, Petekey, Ryden, Peterick) by babyspiders
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((Basically this is one big messy gay bandom AU, features just about every ship in the emo trinity and a few more)) Frank is the only gay guy he knows, stuck in the rather restricting and conservative world of Catholic school with his two best friends and their Catholic upbringings, where his daily adrenaline hits come from smoking behind the art block with Jamia, who he reckons is on her path to being the next Lindsay Lohan. But then, things really do change, because perhaps Jamia's matchmaking abilities aren't quite as shitty as Frank reckons, and perhaps this 'social gathering' he's dragged along to, does have some benefit to him after all. And perhaps, Frank will draw a face to the name of Gerard - Mikey's older brother, who really despite living in the same town, is worlds away from the reality Frank's stuck in. And on the subject of the unlikely, will Mikey ever finally figure out that Alicia Simmons really doesn't give a fuck about croquet?
The Elite Club Of People Who've Seen Gerard Way Naked. by babyspiders
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Frank is a hopelessly short, hopelessly desperate, and just generally hopeless highschooler, whose only friend is the amazingly tall kid with the 'fro: Ray Toro. School is mundane, school is just, well, school: Lindsey Ballato is a goddess, Pete Wentz is a MySpace whore, and Brendon Urie totally deserved getting kicked in the balls last summer, but then Mikey fucking Way turns up and before Frank knows it he's over at the Way household and swooning over an unfairly hot older brother who has totally just made out with an overly casual Lindsey Ballato. And that's not even to mention Gerard's past and sort of ex-boyfriend Bert McCracken who he kind of did, kind of didn't leave in the old town he and Mikey just moved from, but what is for sure is that Gerard Way can't help but stare at Mikey's sort of best friend, Frank, just a little too much. But Gerard is older and sort of world's away from Frank's league: he's like Lindsey Ballato - unobtainable and godly, and most definitely a member of the elite sex club that Frank reckons Lindsey's involved in. And this elite club of people who've seen Gerard Way naked? Let's say, Frank Iero wants in... to Gerard's pants. However Mikey thinks that it's less of a club and more of a support group.
A love like this (UsUk) by pandalove6783
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UsUk fanfic from hetalia (yaio) I don't own hetalia or any of the characters. ages at begining; Seamus- n. Ireland~24 Alfred- America~18 Yao- china~16 Arawn-wales~23 Arthur- England~17 Ivan-Russia~17 Allistor- Scotland~22 Carter- Ireland~24 Matthew- Canada~ 16 Oliver- 2p! England~21 Francis- France~17 Peter-Sealand~10
The Jock and the Nerd {ON TEMPORARY HIATUS} by StuckInTooManyFandom
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Edd has always had a crush on Kevin, the number one jock in the school, even though Kevin bullies him. But you know what they say, if you bully someone that means you like them. What happens when one day Kevin gives Edd his number?
Paint Me A Dancer [USUK] by MyNameIsSamantha
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Alfred's a talented painter who has a problem with his career and getting a model might be his only solution to his problem. Well, not just any model, he needed someone who would truly inspire him and be his master piece. Human AU. Painter!USxDancer!UK [I don't own these two adorable cuties, all rights belong to Hima-papa!]
Two Princes USUK by IggyScones
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The Red and Blue Kingdoms have been enemies for years, centuries. They're complete opposites in belief, culture, and climate. If that weren't enough to have the people of these kingdoms on edge, war is brewing. The tensions between these two rivals are heightening, growing and on the verge of boiling over. The youngest prince of the Blue Kingdom is the only member of his family to oppose the idea of war. He wants peace and love, but he's the only one. One of the two twin princes in the Red Kingdom has been taught all his life to believe certain things, but finally learning the truth will alter the way he sees things and the people he cares about. These kingdoms are on the brink of war, and there's no telling what will happen. Love? Death? Life? Travesty? Only time will tell what's to come. And it will be a story for the history books.