"How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up." In which Jimin accidentally texts the wrong number. -- T/W: strong language and lots of fluff

❝ i've come to the conclusion... that you should be my fake boyfriend! ❞ ↝ 170611: 286 in fanfiction © VANTEKTH, NOV. 2016 ↭ PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME.

"Chisholm's Second Law of Human Interaction: When things are going well, something will go wrong." Sequel to Cat Puns. With significantly less cat puns and more drama. -- t/w: strong language, some fluff, some angst.

Jimin expects the soulmate mark to come on his 18th birthday, but not for it to match the mark of his best friend, Yoongi. Yoongi, who is so opposed to the idea of soulmates and hates the thought that fate would be cruel enough to tie two people together without their consent. What follows is the story of rejection and unwanted love so strong that a sickness ensues, inevitable and deadly, and the only cure is the impossible love of the soulmate who would sooner let him die than accept their bond. Hanahaki Yoonmin AU

littlemochi: i really like ur pants in which jimin comments on yoongi's picture that he really likes his pants.

Jimin: *New picture attachment!* Unknown number: !!! Jimin: thats what you're gonna say tonight hobi baby ;) Unknown number: WTF WTF WTF hobi baby is going to be very disappointed lol did you get circumcised with a chainsaw

"So... can we listen to more of that Chinese music?" "It's Korean, Jesus fucking Christ." started ; december sixth, 2015 finished ; february twenty second, 2016 161010 - 100k reads

"Do you really not know how to kiss? You're seriously more innocent than I thought, Park Jimin." Ranked #2 in #슈가 COVER BY @yoonienetflix <3

park jimin looked sinful tonight and yoongi would have to have a lot of control over his hormones. highest rankings #1 in kpop - 5th january 2021 #3 in yoonmin - 19th december 2020 #1 in yoonminau -1st november 2020 #2 in yoonminau- 30th october 2020 #5th in yoonmin - 21st december 2020 #8th in yoonmin - 24th december 2020 #7th in yoonmin - 25th december 2020

Jimin is a matchmaker - an assistant to Cupid - and is sent to the mortal world to make a boy named Min Yoongi fall in love with his music partner, Jung Hoseok started ; february eighteenth, 2016 finished ; july seventh, 2016 160515 - #87 in fanfiction 160523 - #75 in fanfiction 160910 - #7 in yoonmin 160910 - #1 in yoonseok 161002 - #2 in yoonmin 160813 - 100k reads 161011 - 200k reads 170317 - 300k reads 170605 - 400k reads 170810 - 500k reads 171019 - 600k reads 171222 - 700k reads