"she says boys don't know anything, but i know what i want, i want everything" (expresso love, dire straits) lorelai monroe was impossible to outsmart. ravenclaw, relentless, brilliant. the girl who could ruin any prank with a single fact. george weasley was everything she claimed to have no patience for. loud, chaotic, infuriating. but somewhere between the arguments and the laughter, she became his favorite person to annoy. #1 - georgeweasley (8/09/2025) #1 - fredweasley (6/09/2025) #1 - lunalovegood (2/09/2025) #1 - gryffindor (8/09/2025) #1 - weasley (8/01/2026) #2 - fredweasley (28/08/2025) #2 - hogwarts (9/01/2026)

"You're Bellatrix's daughter." "Isn't that unfortunate for the both of us?" At Hogwarts, names are everything. And Elara Lestrange wears hers like a curse. She knows how to disappear. She's been doing it her whole life - in shadows, behind her name, between the pages of stories that always end in ash. And George Weasley is everything she was taught to despise. But war is a patient thing. And hatred makes a strangely faithful companion - until it doesn't. How many times can you say goodbye before it counts as love?

After a wee mishap on the Quidditch field, George Weasley can't help but get close (too close to be just friends, according to his brother Fred) with the spunky Hufflepuff, Juniper Clemonte. Much to his twin's dismay, George and Juniper only get closer as the years go on, and just as things look as though they couldn't possibly get better for the two, everything goes up in flames. Will they extinguish them and survive or give in to the destruction? Highest ranking: #1 In professorsprout #72 in mcgonagall