At that exact moment, three explosions sounded in the distance. Followed by the sprinkler system flicking on. Shalnark paused, slowly turning over to you. Staring for a long moment before speaking, "You brought bombs?" You stared back, considering telling him that they were, in fact, just fireworks. You decided against it, "Something like that." "You're crazier than us sometimes," Phinks huffed. Feitan, who had seen you place the fireworks, didn't correct him. After all, snitches get stitches. -or- Feitan, Shalnark, and Phinks get bored waiting for Chrollo to call them to a mission. So, they decided to answer a "Roommates Wanted" ad. Wanting to see how long it'd take for either their new roommate to realize they're wanted terrorists, or until one of them gets bored and kills them. Unexpectedly this meaningless idea on how to spend a week or two turns out to be much more. - This is a Gender Neutral xReader story. For inclusivity I will be using They/them pronouns for the reader. Feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. TRIGGER WARNINGS •Hisoka shows up twice • Hisoka might be mentioned more than once •Mentions of murder/blood •Poker is played, using cards, which are associated with Hisoka •Words may begin with "His" which are the first three letters to Hisoka's name •Mentions of torture •This will be written in English, which is the language Hisoka speaks in the English version of hxh •Manipulative/toxic behaviors •The color pink (a color frequently associated with Hisoka) may be mentioned •Constantly changing writing styles •Hisoka appears in chapter 14: Kill Bill and 15: Welcome ..home? •But only in a negative light •He gets traumatized by cards I swear •Author is a silly little guy Don't own hxh but I'm keeping the fandom alive so I claim a 1% share in it. Don't own any art used i

Chrollo: I suppose I could.. see myself using a book of sorts as weapon. Chrollo: In that situation Y/n: Dictionary Deceiver🤨 Y/n: Word Whomper🤨 Y/n: Synonym Slicer🤨🤨🤨 Y/n: Syllable Slaughterer🤨🤨 Chrollo: They keep getting worse Y/n: ABC's, the last thing you see🤨🤨🤨 Or: Y/n is added onto the Adult Trio's groupchat. And promptly makes everyone swoon from their bullshit. Unfortunately, this backfires. Surprise surprise. And now they're attempting to run away from the consequences of their actions. Which happens to come in the form of the Troupe, a Zoldyck, and Hisoka-who counts as his own class-attempting to claim them first. Story is suited for both males and females. I will use They/Them pronouns for Y/n, feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. ⚠️Tw⚠️ •Hisoka •Cussing •Mentions of death •Mentions of suicide •Non-graphic torture scenes •Obsessive, toxic, and manipulative behavior •Probably more stuff that I forgot to mention I don't own HunterxHunter. I don't own any of the art used in this story.

[THIS FANFIC IS CURRENTLY BEING REMADE] The Author is in currently posting new chapters of this fic's remake. The remake has the same concept, but the Phantom troupe is far more in character, the humor is less outdated, and the writing is much better. It's heavily recommended that you disregard this fic, and read the remake instead. But it's ultimately your decision. ---------------------------- You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textfic- there's still texting parts though! So join Y/n as they- Build a harem Start a cult Illegally adopt children Get kidnapped And most importantly- Get Gon and Killua together! Nobody has wrote any of these so I decided to make my own. Story is suited for both males and females. (I will use They/them pronouns, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns!) Story contains: • Cussing • Mentions of suicide • Small mention of SH • Violence • Hisoka • Mentions of sexual activity • Probably more If you are uncomfortable with any of this please do not read. I don't own HunterxHunter, story will not completely follow the original story line. (Also this is my first book, so it sucks. You have been warned)

Illumi Zoldyck has found himself at the brink of death due to a mission failing horribly. He had accepted death as punishment for his failure, but awakens in an unusual location: (Y/N)'s home. His wounds have been healed. It's the first time someone's helped him, he doesn't comprehend or feel worthy of it. With this a spark ignites within him, causing a swirl of emotions that he again doesn't comprehend or feel worthy of.

Torture, assassination, and contracts were what you grew up to. You were sold to the Zoldycks and trained to be a killing machine. Your sole purpose; to kill. But is it really your only purpose? or are the Zoldycks hiding something from you? A Hunter x hunter x reader but mainly Illumi x reader fanfiction Rankings #1 Hunterxhunter 3-15-2024 #1 Illumi 4-6-2024 #1 Leorio 4-14-2024 #1 Meteorcity 4-24-2024 #1 Chrollolucilfer 6-7-2024 #1 Zoldyck 6-8-2024 #1 Kurapika 7-10-2024 #1 Hisoka 7-15-2024 #1 Gon 8-12-2025 Date Started: 12-18-2023

«on hold» » This book is set after USEFUL, but it is not part of the plot! (it is simply a special chapter for the readers who asked for the reader to be pregnant). ⚠ Warnings ⚠ : Mature Content, Toxic Relationship, Abortion (Mentions and Attempts), Suicide (Mentions and Attempts), Violence » I must warn you that this is extremely angsty with a myriad of bad endings, read at your own risk, this is a crude view on what being pregnant/having kids with Illumi would be like. (Illumi being of course as close to character as possible.)

«complete» » The one where you, a famous writer, sneak into your neighbour's house looking for writing material only to find Illumi torturing his target, your creepy neighbour. (not fully edited - edited up to chapter VII) WARNINGS: Explicit Content, Toxic Relationships, Mentions, and Acts of Rape, Canon Typical Violence

"ᴡᴇ ᴍᴀʏ ʜᴀᴅ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴀʙʟᴇ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ..." Started: 1/13/2021 Finished: 12/02/2023 Ranking: #1 illumizoldyck- 4/12/21 #1 illumi- 7/3/21 #1 killua- 8/24/21 #1 killuazoldyck- 4/4/21 #2 chrollo- 4/14/21 #2 hunterxhunter- 6/25/21

[This book has been rewritten. You can find the new version on my profile!] (It's a Platonic story no romance) Y/n Morow, The younger sister of Hisoka Morow, followed her older brother to the Hunter exam, but getting lost on the way. She finds herself getting found by a male named Gon Freecss. Highest Ranking: #1 xchildreader #1 HunterxHunter #1 Hisoka #2 xreader

Y/n Lucilfer was the daughter of Chrollo Lucilfer, who was known by baby spider. She found herself getting lost in the city of Yorknew city, but she ran into a male named Kurapika Kurta, who promised to help her find her family.