"??? You broke your phone hitting a building?! Peter The building was in my way! It hit me!" Peter texts Ned.... except it's not Ned. Instead it's Tony, and chaos soon ensues. Looking for weird names, random texts, everyone acting like small children (and also going out of their way to annoy Tony(in a loving way)), Minecraft, and absolute chaos? Then this is for you! @ShyCourage is writing this with me.

Just a bunch of one shot stories of Peter Parker crack. Lots of irondad and Avengers as as a family. Includes: severally sleep deprived Peter; Peter antagonizing his poor poor kidnappers; the tragic death of a bowl of cereal; and the president calling Peter whilst he's in class. Enjoy. THESE ARE COMPLETE NONSENSE AND CRACK. Just some irondad and spiderson for the soul. (I do not own Marvel, or the characters) Also posted on Ao3 (link in bio) Follow my tumblr for daily marvel memes and art: https://www.tumblr.com/ungrateful-sneeze

❝ and even as we fall, my eyes will still be on you ❞ ✧ ✧ ✧ four identities two teenagers one love ✧ ✧ ✧ | peter parker // oc | | marvel mcu | | pre civil war → endgame | | #1 in Peter Parker Fanfic | | #2 in Spider-Man | | #1 in Marvel Fanfic | | spin off: 'in the spotlight' | | banners by goodhYOUman | ✧ ✧ ✧ cover by spideyboyx ✧ ✧ ✧

Peter Parker is a kid from queens who lost his parents when he was 6 years old but what happens when his aunt tells him his dad could be alive Universe 16536 year 2016 April-may 25 I have one other book from this universe called captain's son go read too please

Spider-Man texts some of his villains. Friendships are built, buildings are destroyed, internships are faked and a plot begins to grow. What started as a series of one shots in my main book now has its own space and exclusive content from ch6 onwards! I love writing these guys and have been overwhelmed by the sheer love from you all so thank you, so much. Huge thanks to @CricketTheBookLover for designing the cover for me. You can also find this work on ao3 under the same name alongside some of my other fics. Enjoy!