"Gymnastics is my life. Gymnastics is my dream. Gymnastics is my all," I tell Nana. - Evanesca Evanesca is Russian but she is now in Australia. She lives only with her Nana for her parents are dead. Her dream is to be a gymnast and honour her parents by joining the Olympics. Her dream is there waiting but will Evanesca fulfil it.

"Don't listen to the king! Don't listen! He lies, he tells deceits! He will ruin your life and your children! Those orphans are only orphaned by his hands!" The man by the edge of the street yells into the empty air. It's past curfew, and already the guards are after him. He is struck down as quickly as he was allowed to stand, and now they take him away. There is a small group of three, standing up against the new king. Their own parents taken away, and their own childhood ruined by almost being turned into orphans for the king. Their names are forgotten in time. They go by the name of the very same weapons they have to use; Spoon, Knife, and Fork. Though, for this group of children, it isn't just about taking down the king for all of them.

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction