Smg3 and Smg4 have become closer after the events of WOTFI 2023, but what will they do when they figure out they might want this new friendship to become something more?

Lucifer hates Alastor. Alastor hates Lucifer. This is QUITE obvious to everyone in the hotel. But Lucifer isn't exactly in the best state. The time for his wings to molt for the month had come around . . . and so had his heat cycles. The fact that they came around at the same time for him was a rare thing in angels, and a pain in Lucifer's ass. But when a certain radio demon offers him help with both of these problems, Lucifer finds himself developing feelings he hasn't felt in a LONG time. Alastor and Lucifer hook up, both thinking it would be a one time thing . . . until it happens again. One hookup leads to another, and at some point it leads Alastor and Lucifer to begin questioning just how much they hate each other . . . and just how much they might actually enjoy the other's presence. DISCLAIMER: art is by Goldsnek on Tumblr. NOT MY ART

The last extermination had left hell in a huge spiral, and the determination to make this hotel work is at its peak. With the news that heaven has been housing Lilith for the time being- Alastor starts to get restless. Lucifer can see right through his antics, and had always known this demon isn't at the hotel for a good reason. He slowly begins to unwrap the secrets Alastor keeps locked away, learning that there's a lot more to this dark, mysterious, and violent radio demon than there appears to be... and that maybe he isn't so bad after all. Perhaps someone worth saving, someone worth protecting, and maybe, just maybe...perhaps someone worthy of love. ----------- [ Based after the final events of season one ] [ Rated M for swearing, violence, and loads of fluff n' stuff] [All art you see is created by me! - Backgrounds from Hazbin Hotel season 1] ----------- Disclaimer! This is the revised edition of the first Deal book I wrote. If you are new here, welcome! If you're returning, I hope this is even more enjoyable second time around! Many adjustments and alterations have been made to best tell this crazy story. I've read all the comments, wishes, and feedback... and don't worry, I listened ;) Hope you enjoy the new and improved story, Thankyou for reading!

(+18) DARK ROMANCE/OBSESSION AU "Tsk, Poms..." he chuckled. "You really think I'd ever let you leave my sight?" he said, a slow, predatory grin spreading across his face. "I mean, seriously, after everything we've been through, after you opened up to me, you expect me to just forget about all of that?" he asked, his grin widening. Pomni swallowed as she watched him, her heart pounding against her ribs. Jax slowly leaned back, still unmoving from the door. "I'd rather let this whole circus burn than to still watch you with her," he said, his voice a low hiss. "And you're with her anyways. I know you still love me." Pomni's frown deepened. "I don't believe you-I-I won't fall for this sick prank, Jax!" she argued, her voice a strained, trembling plea. Jax moved closer, he sighed heavily. "There isn't anywhere in this place you can continue to hide from me," he replied. "Because I'll tear it apart to find you." He leaned in, his eyes burning with intensity. "How many times do I have to remind you? You're mine." "Jax, you can't do this to me," she said, her voice broken and slightly uneven. "You know how I feel about her," he snarled. "And look at you. All you do is circle around Ragatha." He shook his head sharply. "That makes me fucking crazy. How you look at her-fucking-look at me!" he barked. "Jax, you can't erase what I saw from your notebook! I saw how you truly feel!" she argued, her eyes slightly glossy with unshed tears. Jax's grin didn't falter. "And you think that matters now?" he asked, his voice a mocking purr. "That was before. Before I knew what it felt like to have you. Before I knew what it would feel like to lose you." He took another step closer, his hand coming up to cup her cheek, his touch a deceptively gentle caress. "That notebook was a map to a treasure I didn't know I was digging for. But I found you, Pomni. And I'm not letting some... words on a page... take you away from me." "Let me fucking love you again"

Jax grinned "Every time she looks at me, you stiffen like your plastic heart's about to crack. You hate that she might actually like me more.." he sneered. Ragatha scoffed, "You don't deserve her! You hurt everyone who gets close, but Pomni isn't a toy, Jax!" He shot a glare at her, "You think just because YOU play nice, you win her heart by default?? That's not how it works." he snapped. Her eyes narrowed at him, "Were you... spying?" she inquired. "Spying? Nah. Just enjoying the show. You and Pomni, it's like watching a rom-com," a smirk formed on his face "She was thanking me, Jax. For being supportive. Something you wouldn't understand" "Supportive? Please! You're clinging to her, it's obsession and Pomni is just too oblivious to notice," he argued. "Every time she smiles at me, your whole act cracks. You think I don't see it?" "She doesn't even know who you really are, Ragatha! Behind all that fake kindness, you're just as broken as the rest of us.." Jax shot back, turning away. "And you think you know her better? All you do is confuse her. You tease her, push her away, then vanish. She doesn't want that, she wants to be cared for," Ragathas tone raising. Jax growled, "You mean she wants you? That's cute, her eyes lit up when I talked to her yesterday. You saw it." "That doesn't mean anything. She trusts me. She opens up to me. You make her anxious because you toy with her." "I know I do, but at least I make her feel. Something real. Not this fake, safe, sterilized version of affection you're giving her" "You really think pain is better than peace??" She shot back. Jax turned to face her again, "I'd burn this place down if it meant she'd look at me the way she looks at you," he replied flatly. "You want her to love you, Jax... but you're so afraid she might that you ruin it before she has the chance...you push her away, and she runs to me" "And you're so desperate to be loved that you smother her with affection and pretend it's love."

A story that hopefully leads up to a romantic relationship between a rag dolly and a small Jester. Ragatha has been crushing on Pomni for a while now, but she eventually realizes that Pomni isn't interested in her. Bad timing causes tension between them which leads to Pomni realizing her attachment towards Ragatha. (THE COVER ART IS NOT MINE, I GIVE ALL THE CREDIT TO THE ARTIST; IF ANYONE KNOWS THE ARTIST PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN CREDIT THEM PROPERLY!)

The SMG4 crew +Mr Puzzles are on their way to a convention they have been invited to as esteemed guests! But since it's a long journey, the gang decide to stay overnight at a nice hotel! However, things get interesting when it's revealed that SMG4 and SMG3 changed the room-plan so that Mario and his +1, Mr Puzzles, are actually SHARING!! Now the Italian has to find a way to get through a night of sleeping directly next to his crush. Perhaps this could be his chance to get one step closer to dating the man?

Mario is heartbroken. Mr Puzzles wants to help him. In order to help Mario get over his unrequited crush, Mr Puzzles volunteers to take Mario to a multitude of places all throughout the mushroom kingdom in hopes of finding someone to help heal his aching heart. But will a movie, a meal and a cup of coffee be what it takes to finally help Mario get over his cube-headed crush? Or is he doomed to be forever pining after the oblivious adware? Part 5 in the pining Mario series.

Following the events of "Shots and Cowboys", Mr Puzzles now has a date scheduled with the infamous Oneshot Wren. Part 4 of the Pining Mario series