Lucifer hates Alastor. Alastor hates Lucifer. This is QUITE obvious to everyone in the hotel. But Lucifer isn't exactly in the best state. The time for his wings to molt for the month had come around . . . and so had his heat cycles. The fact that they came around at the same time for him was a rare thing in angels, and a pain in Lucifer's ass. But when a certain radio demon offers him help with both of these problems, Lucifer finds himself developing feelings he hasn't felt in a LONG time. Alastor and Lucifer hook up, both thinking it would be a one time thing . . . until it happens again. One hookup leads to another, and at some point it leads Alastor and Lucifer to begin questioning just how much they hate each other . . . and just how much they might actually enjoy the other's presence. DISCLAIMER: art is by Goldsnek on Tumblr. NOT MY ART

The last extermination had left hell in a huge spiral, and the determination to make this hotel work is at its peak. With the news that heaven has been housing Lilith for the time being- Alastor starts to get restless. Lucifer can see right through his antics, and had always known this demon isn't at the hotel for a good reason. He slowly begins to unwrap the secrets Alastor keeps locked away, learning that there's a lot more to this dark, mysterious, and violent radio demon than there appears to be... and that maybe he isn't so bad after all. Perhaps someone worth saving, someone worth protecting, and maybe, just maybe...perhaps someone worthy of love. ----------- [ Based after the final events of season one ] [ Rated M for swearing, violence, and loads of fluff n' stuff] [All art you see is created by me! - Backgrounds from Hazbin Hotel season 1] ----------- Disclaimer! This is the revised edition of the first Deal book I wrote. If you are new here, welcome! If you're returning, I hope this is even more enjoyable second time around! Many adjustments and alterations have been made to best tell this crazy story. I've read all the comments, wishes, and feedback... and don't worry, I listened ;) Hope you enjoy the new and improved story, Thankyou for reading!

A Jesterdoll vs Funnybunny love triangle/ rivalry. This book mainly focuses on funnybunny and Jax intense bottled feelings he doesn't know how to deal with, but he knows he is obsessed with one thing and that's Pomni. Will add more to the description later :) BTW there will be smut/fluff and dark romance as well (Not too dark tho)

Jax grinned "Every time she looks at me, you stiffen like your plastic heart's about to crack. You hate that she might actually like me more.." he sneered. Ragatha scoffed, "You don't deserve her! You hurt everyone who gets close, but Pomni isn't a toy, Jax!" He shot a glare at her, "You think just because YOU play nice, you win her heart by default?? That's not how it works." he snapped. Her eyes narrowed at him, "Were you... spying?" she inquired. "Spying? Nah. Just enjoying the show. You and Pomni, it's like watching a rom-com," a smirk formed on his face "She was thanking me, Jax. For being supportive. Something you wouldn't understand" "Supportive? Please! You're clinging to her, it's obsession and Pomni is just too oblivious to notice," he argued. "Every time she smiles at me, your whole act cracks. You think I don't see it?" "She doesn't even know who you really are, Ragatha! Behind all that fake kindness, you're just as broken as the rest of us.." Jax shot back, turning away. "And you think you know her better? All you do is confuse her. You tease her, push her away, then vanish. She doesn't want that, she wants to be cared for," Ragathas tone raising. Jax growled, "You mean she wants you? That's cute, her eyes lit up when I talked to her yesterday. You saw it." "That doesn't mean anything. She trusts me. She opens up to me. You make her anxious because you toy with her." "I know I do, but at least I make her feel. Something real. Not this fake, safe, sterilized version of affection you're giving her" "You really think pain is better than peace??" She shot back. Jax turned to face her again, "I'd burn this place down if it meant she'd look at me the way she looks at you," he replied flatly. "You want her to love you, Jax... but you're so afraid she might that you ruin it before she has the chance...you push her away, and she runs to me" "And you're so desperate to be loved that you smother her with affection and pretend it's love."

A story that hopefully leads up to a romantic relationship between a rag dolly and a small Jester. Ragatha has been crushing on Pomni for a while now, but she eventually realizes that Pomni isn't interested in her. Bad timing causes tension between them which leads to Pomni realizing her attachment towards Ragatha. (THE COVER ART IS NOT MINE, I GIVE ALL THE CREDIT TO THE ARTIST; IF ANYONE KNOWS THE ARTIST PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN CREDIT THEM PROPERLY!)

((SMUT? 18+)) Pomni realizes that she wants to pursue Ragatha on a deeper level after their adventure together. Will she manage to overcome her own fears in order to pursue the adorable rag doll or not? ((THE COVER ART IS NOT MINE, I GIVE ALL THE CREDIT TO THE ARTIST; IF ANYONE KNOWS THE ARTIST PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN CREDIT THEM PROPERLY! ADDITIONALLY, I DO NOT OWN DIGITAL-CIRCUS CHARACTERS, I'M JUST A FAN WRITING FANFICS!!))

The SMG4 crew +Mr Puzzles are on their way to a convention they have been invited to as esteemed guests! But since it's a long journey, the gang decide to stay overnight at a nice hotel! However, things get interesting when it's revealed that SMG4 and SMG3 changed the room-plan so that Mario and his +1, Mr Puzzles, are actually SHARING!! Now the Italian has to find a way to get through a night of sleeping directly next to his crush. Perhaps this could be his chance to get one step closer to dating the man?

Mario is heartbroken. Mr Puzzles wants to help him. In order to help Mario get over his unrequited crush, Mr Puzzles volunteers to take Mario to a multitude of places all throughout the mushroom kingdom in hopes of finding someone to help heal his aching heart. But will a movie, a meal and a cup of coffee be what it takes to finally help Mario get over his cube-headed crush? Or is he doomed to be forever pining after the oblivious adware? Part 5 in the pining Mario series.

Following the events of "Shots and Cowboys", Mr Puzzles now has a date scheduled with the infamous Oneshot Wren. Part 4 of the Pining Mario series

The SMG's and Mario go to a bar together for one of their bi-monthly meet ups to discuss meme guardian stuff and catch up. Whilst there, Mario unexpectedly runs into Mr Puzzles who is there trying to make new friends. Unprepared for the sudden meet with his crush, Mario is practically falling over his words trying to ask the TV man to dance. But what happens when a certain gun-slinging cowboy from Puzzles' past comes into the picture? Will this smooth-talking squid be able to swoop Puzzles' off of his feet and away from Mario in just one night??! Part 3 of the Pining Mario series