Peter's been Spider- Man for his whole adult life, he's more often Spider-Man then he gets to be Peter Parker. His love life has paid the price, and he is fine with that. Really it's fine, he's not bitter he swears. Besides, who in their right mind has time for relationships anyways, what with working on his second PhD, the stark internship, and super heroing his ass off, by the time he has free time he's landed face first in a pillow. After he hangs out with Deadpool of course- he's part of that busy schedule too, their dinner's and patrols together or after hours video games and movies leave even less time for 'dating'. Or. 5 time Peter didn't take Wade's flirting seriously and the 1 time he had to.

Valentine's week with Spideypool and the Avengers. Spiderman thinks it's about time the team finds out about his husband. If only so they'll finally learn to take his romantic advice seriously. If only his life were ever that simple.

Peter Parker did not sign up for this. Between college lectures, overdue rent, and the occasional city-saving patrol, Peter barely has time to sleep-let alone babysit a bloodthirsty mercenary on "trial membership" with the Avengers. But when the team dumps Wade Wilson in his lap with orders to keep him out of trouble (ha), Peter suddenly finds himself sharing his shoebox apartment with a loud, inappropriate, katana-loving wildcard who eats all his cereal and showers with the door open. Wade is infuriating, unfiltered, and hiding more scars-literal and otherwise-than Peter can count. And Peter? He's supposed to keep this professional. He's supposed to report Wade's progress. He's definitely not supposed to start caring. Or watching. Or wanting. But the line between enemies and something else blurs fast when secrets are revealed, loyalties are tested, and someone puts Peter in the crosshairs for good. Wade can't afford to fall for someone like Peter. Peter never meant to fall for someone like Wade. But sometimes? Falling is the only way forward.

Peter Parker had finally grown accustomed to being Spiderman but soon after a certain mercenary came into his life. Deadpool for some reason wouldn't leave the hero alone and often followed him while he worked. On top of that Peter had a new classmate named Wade who also never left his side. It seemed as though Peter would never be alone.