Fan is ecstatic to join the new season of Inanimate Insanity. He's intrigued and a little starstruck, to say the least. Just as things begin to settle and friendships (sometimes more) begin to form, a troublesome event occurs. A contestant is killed in unknown circumstances. As the Bright Lights get smaller and smaller, will they be able to find out how these gruesome events occurred? Or, more importantly...who's next? (This WILL include in-depth depictions of murder, and some shipping, so read at your own risk! Also it's human au because I'm trash for that. Also also. Art is by me, characters are owned by AnimationEpic.)

This gets dark lol BOOK ONE OF A SERIES LITTLE SIDE NOTE!!! This is taking great inspiration from Partners In Crime, another Tacophone fic. It's by Yoloclownperson. PLEASE GO READ IT IT'S SO FREAKING GOOD LIKE JDBBEJRB Enjoy! -YourRoyalAdviser

Mephone had gone on to season three, leaving most of the season two contestants at Hotel OJ. Trophy and Cheesy, who used to be enemies, finally meet. They become friends, but a certain someone is very jealous about them. This unknown object gets revenge on Trophy and Cheesy for something they didn't even do. Hotel OJ is in danger, and so are lives. Will everything be okay, or will all come to a fall?

[HUMANIZED!] "...Alright, does someone want to tell me what the fuck is going on," Paintbrush yelled sternly, rubbing their temples to stave off an incoming headache. "THERE'S A DEMON! THERE'S A DEMON IN THE DORM PAINTBRUSH!" Fan screamed, pointing his lightsaber (where did he even get that?) at the floor, swinging it around and nearing throwing it several times, his grip on the handle unsteady. Paintbrush turned their attention to the end of Fan's lightsaber, and on the floor was a small Cellar Spider, not completely motionless but certainly not hostile. I should've expected this, Paintbrush thought hopelessly, rolling their eyes. I am rooming with five-year-olds. . . OR: Paintbrush doesn't know if they'll pass their first year of college; their new dormmates certainly aren't helping. (A Lightbrush college AU.) This fic contains humanized characters, swearing, and the ships fantube and lightbrush. Cross-posted on ao3 under the same alias. [I do not own Inanimate Insanity or any of the characters from it. This work is fan-made.]

I can't say it's a crack book because it isn't as well read as Book 🙃 Also I'll try and make this crack but also not too bad, uh idk just read already

Paper Whitman is a very simple and shy guy who simply loves cooking and giving out kindness when he seizes the opportunity. Whilst OJ was a very complex person, who loves making friends and very much, an extrovert, who works in middle class society. As Paper and OJ meet, their 'situation' slowly grew. What happens next? Thats for you to find out!

Cover art is by @totallynotageebweezr :) The Inanimate Insanity cast are going to Inanimate High Boarding School. They deal with exes, new relationships, drama, classes, and y'know, Nickel. Twelve main characters - six Bright Lights and six Grand Slams. How will this play out? Do you know? Cause I sure don't.

Trophy can be considered a little-- rough sometimes. Everyone thinks of him in mildly different ways, but none of them are.. appealing. With his attempts of change, it all falls downhill with his senses of doubt. He'd been like this forever, unless someone, someone specific-- someone he knew, would change his life forever. [BOOK IS HUMANIZED!!] Warnings! This book will have: S/H Thoughts | Hallucinations | Murder | Blood/Gore | Violence | Abuse Implied/Mentioned | Suicide | Swearing | Death | Vomit | Drugs | Overdosing Mentioned/Attempt Started: January 11th, 2024 Ended: February 28th, 2025

⚠️WARNINGS: So sorry if I mischaracterize some of the characters here or seemingly copy any other II fanfic/au. I'm really trying to be as original and canon as I can whilst making small or big changes to fit what I want. Inspirations: Insanity - The pills. (The name and what the pills do are completely different and are my original version.) Finger Paintings Hunger Hotel - The canibalsmsm Any parts within this fic that may seem as if I have copied other writers are merely a coincidence. BUT I might subconsciously take direct lines or plot lines from other fics because I keep rereading them over and over THEY'RE JUST SO AWESOMESAUCE, and I ensure you that I would never copy any other writer on purpose. TRIGGER WARNINGS: Detailed descriptions of murder/gore, topics of trauma, cannibalism, self-harm, suicide, drugging and drinking. Some of these warnings will not be valid until future chapters are written.