Enemies to colleagues to neighbors to lov - absolutely not. Absolutely. Not. ▬▬▬▬▬▬ Athena Rivera is a bedside nurse. Prejudiced against rich, privileged, and devilishly attractive guys, especially the one she's known half her life and sworn to hate ever since. Ivo Valerio is a surgical resident. Too prideful to ever admit nursing a crush, especially on someone he spent half his life pretending not to notice. But neither pride nor prejudice is enough to keep them apart, especially when they're assigned to work on the same floor of the same hospital - and just when she least expects it, he moves into the same apartment building, right next door. With chaotic night shifts where they're forced to rely on each other, quiet morning walks they keep accidentally taking together, and only a paper-thin wall left between them at home - the truth they've been refusing to name is running out of places to hide. And the closer it gets . . . the more they have to lose.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution.