Ranked second in her engineering major, Leana Angeles can't believe she's falling for none other than her rival: the disarming - and infuriatingly attractive - Sawyer Sinclair, someone who's known to never stay, but who, when it comes to her, can't seem to stay away. The problem is, she's hiding a secret - one that changes everything . . . [full blurb inside]

Enemies to colleagues to neighbors to lov - absolutely not. Absolutely. Not. ▬▬▬▬▬▬ Athena Rivera is a bedside nurse. Prejudiced against rich, privileged, and devilishly attractive guys, especially the one she's known half her life and sworn to hate ever since. Ivo Valerio is a surgical resident. Too prideful to ever admit nursing a crush, especially on someone he spent half his life pretending not to notice. The problem? Neither pride nor prejudice is enough to keep them apart. Not when they're assigned to work on the same floor of the same hospital. Not when he moves into the apartment right next door. And certainly not when every chaotic night shift, every accidental morning walk, and every paper-thin wall conspire against them. The truth they've been refusing to name is running out of places to hide. And the closer it gets . . . the more they have to lose.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ first reached #1 in satire on july 27, 2026 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution.