(Regina George x Rodrick Heffley) Regina's back and she wants her spot back. Everyone's moved on but she's still roaming the halls waiting for her perfect opportunity to build her social life back up, but there's one problem. There's a pest and his name is Rodrick. Every step forward she takes? He's right there taking one back, stepping on her toes every step of the way. There's only a matter of time before each argument blurs the line between rivalry and something dangerously close to habit. ------- Rodrick exhaled slowly, pushing off the doorframe. "That's it?" Her eyes narrowed. "What's that supposed to mean?" "That's all you wanted?" he asked, walking past her towards the counter. "To ruin Cady?" "Yes," she said defensively. He nodded once. "Then all you had to do was ask." Regina blinked. "What?" Rodrick turned back to face her, arms crossed, a faint smirk returning. "That's what fake boyfriends do, right? Help their fake girlfriends get what they want." For a second, she didn't speak. Then, slowly, Regina's lips curled into something almost like a smile. "Careful, Heffley," she called out. "You might actually make yourself useful." Rodrick tilted his head. "Oh, I've been useful. You're just always too pissed off to notice."

When Regina George lands at a new school with a perfect smile and a reputation that won't die, the last thing she expects is Rodrick Heffley-garage-band drummer, hallway menace, and professional heartache. She's everything he mocks; he's everything she secretly envies. Their worlds collide in a blur of sarcasm, noise, and late-night confessions neither of them means to make. What starts as a battle for control turns into a soundtrack of obsession: pretty girl versus problem boy, tiara versus torn jeans, lipstick versus guitar pick. She's the princess who swore she'd never fall. He's the dirtbag who'd burn the world to catch her. -- Rodrick Heffley x Regina George Standalone The storyline is my creation, and I own all rights. The DOAWK franchise is owned by Disney, and the Mean Girls movie (2004) is owned by Paramount Pictures.