this is a story about cats

Okay so Im bored so I'll just put a whole bunch of lyrics from songs. Maybe some refferences from books, youtube videos, more songs, quotes I find on the internet, some cheesy jokes and other crap.

Jeff is best friends with Howard. Jeff is a rasberry flavored gummy bear. Howard is a coconut flavored gummy bear. Jeff turns evil. Howard is still good. Jeff turns canabal. Read this very random book!!