Spooderman; the tale of a man who is overly anxious, eccentric and claustrophobic with a fear of heights and tall buildings and is also the weakest person the world had ever seen that was bitten by a radioactive Spooder. Seriously? This is the man you chose for our Superhero Story? You know what, you can do this book alone, I'm out. Good luck trying to put this one in Marvel, DC, Fox, Disney, or even Blue Sky; you're going to need it.