Unknown Number: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? Luke: What? Unknown Number: They're both empty from the neck up! Luke: I'm blonde you dickface. Calum sends a joke a day to a random number he found in KFC bathroom stall.

Ashton can't take care of his own brother, so his parents hire a babysitter. © goldenstarkey | 2014

"He doesn't have anyone, no friends, no family." The nurse snapped. "You might as well get out of here too, he doesn't even know you." "That's the best part," Michael replied with a small smile. "Talking to someone you don't know. Besides, I'm already on my way out." He entered room 213 two minutes after he usually comes around. "Sorry I'm late." he mumbles, sitting down beside the bed. "I've been telling you a lot of secrets lately." Michael chuckles sadly, biting his lip to keep the tears at bay. "You probably can't hear me and I'm a complete stranger but there's one secret I'm not ready to tell anyone." Michael continues, looking down at the coma patient. "I'm not ready to tell you either."

He had fallen in love with the boy at the bottom of the fire escape, but little did he know their perfect reality was soon to be torn apart. [part of the Modern Fairytales collection]

After a sneaky photographer snaps a picture of Harry naked one night (and almost revealing he's gay to everyone), Simon calls them into a meeting to send them away to a private cabin where the nearest village is an hour away. The other boys aren't very happy about the mess Harry made, not even Louis his best mate will talk to him for very long! And after an accident involving Niall occurs Harry takes it upon himself to look after the little Irish guy, during which feelings arise for the blonde boy. But what Harry doesn't know is that Niall is hiding a secret of his own...

Inspired by ; A Cinderella Story & Once Upon A Song "Yo diner boy!" "What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat free?" "Water."

the boys get stuck on a train and niall and harry have to share a room together. that would be fine if harry wasn't crushing on niall and niall wasn't such a tease. // in the process of being edited by @IngridJames. // 1D bromance awards (Leprechaun 2013) - 1st place & best cover.

They were complete opposites.. Calum just believes Luke is way out of his limit.

Hollister model Zayn Malik falls in love with his football hunk bestfriend Liam Payne.

I bit down on my lip to hold back a moan that was eager to escape. I couldn't help it, his lips felt so good wrapped around my throbbing hard cock. I watched as his head bobbed up and down, his hand pumping my length in perfect rhythm with his mouth. My lips parted as I let out a short gasp as I tried to catch my breath, God this felt good. "Oh. God. Fuck. Shit!" I cursed through explosive pleasure. I could feel myself getting closer as my body began to shudder in excitement. And boy was I excited. With his mouth hollowed around me and his tongue circulating around my tip, I was ready to explode. Never had I felt so good in my life. "Oh. Damn, shit. I'm. Gunna....." Contains, R rated material. Read at your own risk. BoyxBoy material. All 'Bromances' involved. Larry, Niam, Nouis, Narry, Lilo, Zouis, Zarry, Lirry, Ziam, Ziall. ENjoy!