"You see, the truth is, over there, we're enemies. But here? Here, we're a matching pair!" Gnomeo and Juliet decide to leave their homes and start a new life together. But their absence in the gardens will have dire consequences. (Basically what would've happened if Benny hadn't discovered their secret. Rated T for language and possibly some violence)

This is just a little appetizer before I release Rewired 2: Minds over Matters! It's basically just a rewritten version of Curse of the Were-Rabbit with a little Dogsama twist. It incorporates some elements of the video game (if you've played it). Enjoy! In this AU, the Were-Rabbit curse begins sooner in the story. Wallace and Gromit both find out that Wallace is the Were-Rabbit before Victor Quartermaine can. The curse happens in stages and gets worse every day before a final, permanent transformation, and they need Hutch to fix the Mind-o-Matic before the 11th day, as Wallace obviously can't. Read this lil short story to find out what happens...

Wallace invents a collar for Gromit that allows him to verbally communicate. Things heat up when a suspicious "conscience" named Buddy appears and begins to give Gromit advice. Is he to be trusted? Or does it all seem a little glitchy?

Basically, I have no idea what I'm doing. This just kinds wrote itself one night, and it seems a shame to let it waste away, but I couldn't decide what to put it with. So, you get this random little book! Please read, I put a surprising amount of effort into it.

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