her eyes fell upon the most magnificent sight she had ever seen. he looked so crisp and well-cut. he had the most glamorous skin even though it glistened in the light as if it was oily. he was a very sexy thin french fry.

Mr pee is a witch and then gets burned. idk warning for text gore

The green man everyone loves chose your mum !!! 😨 I had help from XxSundropMoonxX

i never thought my life would bring to writing this.