◟ 𓋜 collection of JJK oneshots that I've posted on tumblr 𓎢𓎟𓎡 ⸝⸝ ㆍ ♩ read RULES before anything else　˃˂ art is by @yamado_souko on twitter.

In which, Gojo Satoru is head over heels for a woman who would much rather not hear from him - his ex-wife.

"𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐒!" 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐦?

He's trouble in sweatpants and a jersey. Gojo Satoru - star athlete, frat boy, campus playboy. He's got the looks, the charm, and the body that could ruin your GPA in a heartbeat. You promised you'd never fall for someone like him. But one stolen kiss turns into late-night calls, secret hookups, and hands gripping you like you're his last shot of the game. Only problem? His on-and-off girlfriend isn't just popular... she's dangerous. And Gojo? He doesn't play fair. This isn't a love story. It's a game. And the loser? Gets broken.