Personifications had had phones for a while now, and no chaotic group chats among the countries have yet to be formed. Yet. Enter the (not-so) one and only Germany. And whether it be a coincidence or not, a conspiracy theory surrounding the Personifications' existence starts to float around the internet with-what one would say-concrete evidence of it, about the same time it was created. Humans don't know they exist, but now... maybe? (Or, it's a Countryhumans chatfic with somewhat-of-a-plot surrounding it, featuring the German states because I love them so much, and some other statehumans, of course. How could I've forgotten?) Discontinued. Originally posted on AO3 from 12 August to 31 December 2023.

𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐇 | The motion of receding waves. Repercussions. ⋆ The Country Personification of the United States--gee, such a long name, just call him America (or Union) for short--always disliked the idea of a busy life. If you ask him on a personal level, he'd reply that he'd prefer something more tranquil these days. But someone like him, tranquil? That's such a farfetched pipedream, isn't it? Of course it is, after all, buckle up as a zombie apocalypse will happen in the matter of mere hours! Too bad the only person who knew what was actually going wasn't with him in the first place. And what's better than to meet one of your worst threats while you're in a frenzy? Practically everything! Too bad America wasn't one to have the luck of the Irish. ⋆ 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 the world goes into a zombie apocalypse and America finds himself in the worst situations every time. ( america & everyone ) ( extended summary and information inside )