Do you love Sans? How about the numerous AU versions of him? Of course you do, that's why you're reading this. So if you're looking for some X Reader oneshots with your favorite Sans, I might be able to sate that craving.

You were a human who had made mistakes in your life, but then again who hadn't. Your mistakes however led to you barely scraping by, pinching every penny to afford food and rent. Until a chance encounter with a skeleton in a grocery store gives you the opportunity of a lifetime. He says his roommates fight over everything; Cooking, cleaning, shopping, yardwork, ect. So, what if they hired you to do all those things? That would stop all the fighting, right? You can't turn it down for the kind of money that there offering to pay you. besides, it isn't like monsters are actually dangerous right?

"How can Cupid... how could you be so cruel?" I curse lowly. Who could have imagined something like this happening to me? It had been so long since everything happened, but somehow the pain in my heart never left. The memories starts to flashback into my mind as I start to process what is happening in front of me, and why my past heartbreaks are all gathered at the same place. Nightmare, my childhood friend and first love. My first ever heartbreak. I tend to find him in everyone I have loved. He was cold and unpredictable but he was also warm and considerate at times... He was complicated but I loved all of him. Error, the one I chased over and one I was not willing to give up. He stood up from the rest and gave color to my world. All my poems were dedicated to him and him alone. Dust, possibly my other half. He felt like my soulmate. Everything about him made me feel like we were meant for each other. We shared the same interests about everything but I was wrong about one thing. We didn't share the same feelings. His heart belonged to my best friend. Killer, a flirty guy who people often rumored as the playboy. Most girls had fallen in love with his charm and personality. I was one of those unfortunate ones who fell right into his trap. But I... I saw something in him that other people couldn't see; there was something beneath those sweet grins. Horror. My comfort. My home. The one who filled the gap. The one who I think of every little nice thing. I love him so much to the point where I feel like the pain that would come with it would be worse than death. It had to be avoided. Cross. I was always drawn into him. He was my best-est friend. The one who I can count on everytime. The shoulder I can lean to when needed. The one who made me feel like I am the best thing that ever happened in his life. He was perfect while I am just... me. So why did I have to see them again? Why now? Love is not something I want to go through again... never again. <\3

This is a Bad Sanses x Reader in case you didn't know. This is going to be quite an interesting experience for dear y/n. Now. If you don't mind, I have some Sans's to kidnap. What? Do you think we authors just pull them out of a hat? There actually quite the hassle, I gotta say.

You would assume Y/N is just a regular waitress, but is she really? Pfft nah, nobodys normal in this book! I mean I have you seen the title? its the bad guys for crying out loud!! who knows what random shit they're gonna get up to! are you interested yet? well why wouldn't you be?! Have a read for yourself and tell me what you think!