(Cover Art By Lydibug) A certain genius needs a place to stay, and a firey artist needs a roommate. What could go wrong?

Y/n is an elite government agent who definitely has better things to do than chase some shady grifter in the middle of Nowhere, Oregon. Armed with fake smiles, a suspiciously flimsy backstory, and the patience of a saint (seriously, how is he this slippery?), she's determined to unravel his secrets. Fake identities? Questionable tax records? A twin brother who's apparently evaporated? Yeah, it's all on the table. But things get complicated when Y/n realizes Stan isn't just some con artist. There's a mystery bigger than his fake passports-and she might not be ready for the answers. (Spoiler: She's definitely not ready for the answers.) Cue awkward moments, terrible lies, and a level of absurdity only Gravity Falls could provide. Will Y/n catch Stan? Or will she end up falling for the one man who's better at lying than she is at spying? Stay tuned. Or don't. But you should.