Weird stories written horribly by yours truly!

Have you ever wondered if the deepest and darkest parts of your mind held secrets to unleashing havoc on those you feared or hated? I'll just have to tell you about what happened to my world then don't I.

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

Don't you hate that one awkward moment when you bluff out on something you love, and normal people don't understand. Here's how to avoid all of that junk. ~Cover is yet to come~ Copyright, A l e y a h. ALL rights are reserved. THANK YOU SOOO MUCH @_HogwartsTribute_ I LOVE THE COVER CRIES

This is a rather intresting story, its one not like any other. There are grand chases, firey explosions!, lies are told and not forgotten. Certian people are out for revenge and its up to the P.I.E Gang to solve it all! What marvelous adventures would they encounter this time?! Who knew? So long as they where together there where smiles to be had and adventures to be seen! But sometimes even if we wish for the best ending, we don't always get it. Art is not mine, full credit to person(s) who draws the stuff I include in my story.

"Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall. This is the code of the life and death of a world." But she couldn't remember that for the life of her. Jay thought she lived a normal life. She has good grade, no friends, but that's by her own choosing. She attends an ordinary high school and is an all out tomboy with a side of geek. She thinks she's normal. But when the biggest a twister hits home, Jay finds out she might not be as normal as she thinks. Join Jay on her adventure to discover some of the worlds more deadly secrets in Wind Fall.

Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book! Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk. No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. Welcome to this crazy book! It's so crazy, it'll get you kicked out of StarClan just for reading it. Since it was published, the StarClan police have reported a 200% rise in arson. This is about psycho cats who live around a lake, eating bird poo, being Sues, and farting unicorns. Feel free to call the Mental Hospital, but the cats will shred them before they leave their narwhal van. Good luck!

Welcome to mine booketh of entertainment for those who art twid'ling mine thumbs. I desire thee all enjoy! *This story is rated mature because it may contain strong language during video content*

(Nothing Overly Magical) The book about the randomest stuff my brain can produce. Well that's a lie but it's close enough. The picture is not mine it was drawn by Splash Kitty Artest on Youtube. Go and check them out. Yeah.... BE ENTERTAINED MORTAL!!!

When Eira was seven, she was involved in a car crash that left her mother dead and her with no memories of the incident. Therefore, it's impossible for her to realize that she has been chosen to succeed her mother as the last 'Ice Elemental', one of six guardians with the power to control specific elements that keeps everything from teetering into chaos. Nine years later, now a student in high school in Snowspell Wisconsin, her dad has secretly trained her to blend in and be 'invisible' amongst her peers. That becomes much more difficult for her when she unwittingly begins to develop special abilities in front of everyone in her high school cafeteria, including Alexander, a mysterious new student with a strange tattoo on his ear, a hidden ability to teleport, and a keen interest in the necklace given to her by her mom right before she died. Eira learns that she is being protected from anyone or anything that may do her harm and it's not long before an evil entity with an army of dark souls, (including her mother's) knows exactly who and where she is. With the dark entity's army, the "Achlys" unrelenting in their search and closing in, Eira and Alexander escape into seclusion. Confused, unprepared and hunted by an army of darkness that would just as soon as kill her as capture her, Eira must quickly mature and develop into the Elemental power she was destined to become or she and those she loves may face the same fate that her mother did years ago.